Fagbøger for børn og unge: humor og vittigheder

40 sjove fotos - hvem er bedst til at holde masken? Dyst med vennerne, familien eller få et godt grin før sengetid. En sjov bog til hele familien. Kong Carlsen er en serie af sjove, skøre og fjollede bøger til lave priser.

Kolli 5 Adr, det er klamt! giver læserne et indblik i alle de klamme, mærkelige og ret sjove ting fra den store verden. Der er bl.a. om: Klamme dyr og insekter,  mennesker, film, klam mad Pausesider (noget pænt at se på) Klamme vittigheder, klamt toiletbesøg, klamme ritualer Lidt flere pæne pausesider med pæne ting på Klamme opgaver (prik-til-prik, gåder, labyrinter) Og mange andre klamme ting - alt sammen inden for anstændighedens grænser naturligvis.   Kong Carlsen er en serie af sjove, skøre og fjollede bøger til lave priser - og til børn naturligvis.

Vidste du måske, at der er mere sukker i et kilo citroner end i et kilo jordbær? At en snegl har ca. 25.000 tænder? At over halvdelen af verdens søer ligger i Canada? At tulipanløg blev brugt som valuta i Holland i det 17. århundrede?Ja, det er den slags viden, der kan imponere og forbløffe ved middagsbordet eller i et quizspil.Og hvem har ikke brug for gode råd her i livet? Mitchelle Symons deler rundhåndet ud af gode råd. “Tør aldrig din røv med et pindsvin” er blot et af de gode råd, han giver. 
Forfatteren og ophavsmanden til de mange svar og gode råd er den brittiske journalist, forfatter og tidligere researcher for BBC, Mitchell Symons, der har skrevet over 30 bøger, og som også har været med til at finde på spørgsmål til de første udgaver af Trivial Pursuit.Nu udkommer tre af af bøgerne på dansk. Turbine har tidligere udgivet tre andre af hans bøger og er nu klar med:Sådan dræber en wombat med røven ... og andre skøre factsBræk er en by i Albanien ... og andre skøre factsTør aldrig din røv med et pindsvin ... og andre gode råd

Alle tror, at Martin er den renligste dreng i byen. De ved ikke, at han også er Pruttedreng – den mest stinkende superhelt nogensinde … En modbydelig ond skurk kendt som Madam Voks terroriserer Funkleby med klistrede skulpturer lavet ud af sit eget ørevoks. Kan Pruttedreng stoppe hende med sine superdrevne bagdelsbomber? Det er en kamp mellem PRUTTER og ØREVOKS. HVEM vil sejre?

Martin Knudsen er den renligste dreng i verdens renligste by. Martin er så pæn og ordentlig, at han aldrig nogensinde har pruttet. Før nu! En uheldig ulykke dømmer Martin til en skrækkelig skæbne bestående af bønner og rumperygere. Kan Martin med hjælp fra sin Pruttemester lære at styre sine nye kræfter og bruge dem til at redde dagen?

This delightful collection of poems includes fun rhymes about the creatures who live in and around the ocean. Children will delight in the snappy poems and colorful illustrations about whales, walruses, penguins, polar bears, stingrays, and sharks.

Unleash the Purr-fect Laughter! Dive into the hilarious world of "Cat Jokes for Kids," where every page bursts with feline humor and wit. Designed specifically for young cat enthusiasts, this collection of over 150 jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and more offers a unique blend of humor that will keep children entertained for hours. From silly Q&As to clever knock jokes, this book has everything to spark joy and laughter in any cat-loving family. Benefits of the Book: A Meow-tain of Fun: With 45 Q&A jokes, children will giggle and groan at the clever wordplay and feline funnies.Knock-Knock! Who's There? Dive into 32 knock jokes that bring a playful punchline to every interaction.Tongue Twisting Tails: Challenge your linguistic limits with 45 tongue twisters that are as entertaining as they are enigmatic.Riddles to Purr Over: 32 riddle jokes that not only amuse but also sharpen young minds with their clever setups and punchlines.Every Joke a Joyful Journey: Discover the joy of reading and the fun of wordplay with each turn of the page, making "Cat Jokes for Kids" a delightful addition to any child's library. Don't Let This Book Slip Through Your Paws!Perfect for young readers and cat lovers alike, "Cat Jokes for Kids" is your go-to source for laughs, learning, and lots of kitty-inspired fun. Grab your copy today and let the good times roll! Technical Details: Perfectly Portable: This pocket-sized book (6 x 9 inch) is your ideal companion for travel, waiting rooms, and those moments in need of a smile.Quality That Shines: With a high-quality glossy cover, this book is durable and eye-catching.Bright and Beautiful: Printed on heavy-duty bright white paper, every page is a pleasure to turn.The Purr-fect Gift: Makes a wonderful gift for cat lovers of all ages, promising hours of laughter and enjoyment. Enhance your child's reading experience with "Cat Jokes for Kids," where fun and felines come together in a symphony of giggles and guffaws.

One in a series of humorous books about disgusting creatures, The Rat is a look at the black rat. It covers such topics as the rat's long, agile tail (it's good for balancing and picking noses), long teeth (they can chew through anything, including books) and disgusting taste in food (delicious electrical wires in tomato sauce, anyone?). Although silly and off-the-wall, The Rat contains factual information that will both amuse and teach at the same time.

At first light the finchesare flitting about the treesFlitteringflutteringflitpurple finchesflitFlutteringflitteringflypainted finchesfly.In this companion volume to Joyful Noise: Poems for Two Voices, the winner of the 1989 Newbery Medal, Paul Fleischman celebrates the sound, the sense, the essence of birds. Written to be spoken aloud by two voices, sometimes alternating, sometimes simultaneous, these poems perfectly capture the beauty of birds in their singing, soaring, and rejoicing.

Learn about area and surface calculations in this side-splitting, educational comic that proves math is more fun than ever! Tailored for children aged 7 years and up, regardless of their affinity for numbers.Join Farmer Ed and his perplexed animals as they face a puzzling task: constructing a pen for the pigs. With furrowed brows and scratching heads, they ponder where to begin. Luckily, Sheep steps up, armed with math skills to crack the problem wide open. But wait—do the others possess hidden mathematical talents as well, or is the problem doomed to never be solved? Join this crazy bunch as you discover different mathematical solutions and learn more about area and surface calculations.Crafted by a former math teacher and esteemed award-winning author, this comic offers a delightful blend of humor and practical math application. With contributions to Scholastic MATH magazine spanning from 2002 to 2012, the author brings a wealth of expertise to every panel.Whether for classroom use, library reference, or cozy reading sessions at home, this STEM book is a must-have addition to any collection. Plus, the endpapers feature invaluable summaries and examples to teach and learn about math, covering essential topics like area and surface calculations.Join Farmer Ed's hilarious crew on a mathematical journey like no other, where humor and problem-solving go hand in hand. Get ready to discover the joy of math in action!

Bogen, der gør fodbold endnu sjovere!Ved du hvorfor, man ikke skal spille fodbold med hunde? Det er, fordi de fælder. Fodboldfis er bogen, der gør fodbold endnu sjovere. Platte vittigheder, skøre quizzer og underlig, men sjov viden man altid kan hive frem, hvis en kamp er lidt kedelig at se på. Masser af gode grin til børn på 6+.

Selvom han blev tildelt kønnet 'pige' ved sin fødsel, er Max som alle andre transkønnede, der forsøger at navigere gennem skolen som sig selv. Og som om det ikke var nok at skulle jonglere mellem lektier, forelskelser og at springe ud, afslører Max' mor også en ældgammel familiehemmelighed: han nedstammer fra en lang linje af 'Magiske Piger', der har fået til opgave at forsvare verden mod en mørk og urgammel ondskab.Men Max er jo en dreng. Vil han påtage sig opgaven som helt, når nu jobbeskrivelsen tydeligvis er til en pige? Og kan han overhovedet blive den første Magisk Dreng? En supersjov og varm fortælling, der henvender sig til manga-læsere i alle aldre – men især i målgruppen 8-12 år.

Suivez Francis, une farceuse de cinquième année, dans cette saga savoureuse, hilarante, et véritablement géniale, remplie de blagues et d'humeur. Ce roman donnera envie de faire des gloussements, et des éclats de rire.

Even as a kid, everyone thought Jeff Kinney was talented. People loved his drawings, and when he went to college, his comic strip Igdoof was so popular that it spread to other universities! Still, Jeff faced challenges. His cartoons were rejected by syndicates that claimed his art was unprofessional. Then, an idea struck: Jeff would write a journal from the perspective of a child, illustrated with doodles just like a kid might do. And so, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series was born--and it was a hit! In this biography, Jeff's brother, Patrick Kinney, provides a knowledgeable look at the life of this best-selling author/illustrator. From Jeff's childhood pranks to his job developing online games, kids will love the chance to learn more about the creator of the popular Wimpy Kid books.

"Previously published as The Kids Laugh Challenge Would You Rather? St Patrick's Day Edition by Riddleland."Discover the Luckiest Gift for Your Kids this St Patrick's Day!Would you rather all your family's dishes come out of the dishwasher green OR all your family's clothes come out of the laundry green on St. Patrick's Day?Would you rather grow lucky four-leaf clovers out of your armpits OR have a lucky four-leaf clover stuck to the middle of your back where you can't reach it?This book is packed with hilarious St Patrick's Day themed 'Would You Rather' questionsWith Fun Illustrations on every page!Kids love "Would You Rather" questions because they appeal to their sense of adventure and are silly."Would You Rather..." is a fun and thought-provoking conversation game where you and other players have to pick between two equally hilarious and hilarious situations that you would never be faced with in real life and that each person might give a different answer to. It is an amazing way to a conversation started in a fun and interesting way. It is also easy to get into some amazing conversations by just asking "why" after a "Would you rather question". Great for ages 5-12 years old and we promise that adults will enjoy them as much as their kids will!With this book you will keep your kids and their friends busy and entertained for hours!100% kid-appropriate material Parents and Teachers Approved!It's Laugh O'Clock - Would You Rather? St Patrick's Day Edition offers an experience that you and your children will enjoy:200 thought-provoking and funny questions that will provide hours and hours of entertainment for the entire familyComical and engaging illustrations on every pagePhilosophical choices to upgrade your child's critical thinking and have them dissect their likes and dislikesA fun activity that will make your kids forget all about screens and technology (which is quite rare nowadays)Hilarious scenarios that will trigger exciting conversations and heated debatesAn abundance of new words for your kids to learn, to boost their vocabularyStraightforward instructions for a competitive version of the game to amp up the thrill levelAnd much moreShare hours of hilarious, head-scratching questions together, all while building memories that will last your family a lifetime.If you would like to celebrate a fun St Patrick's Day with your family, scroll up and click the buy now button!

A slipcased, two-volume set of full-color databooks with stats on 898 Pokémon!

Have you ever tried to write a poem about a pizza? How about a pig? How about a pigeon, penguin, potato, Ping-Pong, parrot, puppy, pelican, porcupine, pie, pachyderm, or your parents?Jack Prelutsky has written more than a thousand poems about all of these things?and many others. In this book he gives you the inside scoop on writing poetry and shows you how you can turn your own experiences and stories about your family, your pets, and your friends into poems. He offers tips, advice, and secrets about writing and provides some fun exercises to help you get started (or unstuck). You'll also get a behind-the-scenes look at the ingredients of some of his most popular poems. If you are a poet, want to be a poet, or if you have to write a poem for homework and you just need some help, this is the book for you!

Sometimes your mom seems like the most wonderful woman in the world. Sometimes you think she is mean and wants to ruin your life. Really, it is both. No matter how well you know your mom, chances are she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. Alec Greven may only be ten, but he will set you straight when it comes to figuring out the most important woman in your life. Tips: Don't use your shirt as a napkin or a Kleenex. Don't bring loose wildlife into the house?ever! Your mom will always love you no matter what.

Make way for Marley!When the Grogan family is ready for a dog, they choose Marley, a yellow furball of a puppy who quickly grows into a large, rowdy Labrador retriever. Marley has a zest for life, and as he grows, so does his enthusiasm. He has an appetite for whatever he can get his paws on?from fine jewelry to underwear?and the one thing he always finds is trouble. Marley even gets kicked out of obedience school! Can this rambunctious pup ever learn how to be a good boy?

"Playful puns and comical cartoon cats combine to show, not tell, readers what prepositions are all about. This 20th anniversary edition includes brand-new design details, fun back matter, and hands-on Try It! features"--

Rhyming text and illustrations present numerous examples of adverbs and their functions.

The best-selling Words Are CATegorical(R) series returns for fun and humorous takes on the parts of speech with these special 20th anniversary editions

"Simple, rhyming text and colorful cartoon cats help children understand adjectives in the 20th anniversary edition of this lighthearted book of verse. Updated with new back matter, a fresh design, and Try It! features"--

"Author Brian P. Cleary and illustrator Brian Gable collaborate to clarify synonyms for young readers. With an updated design, new back matter, and hands-on Try It! features, this edition will attract new and returning readers"--

"What is an antonym? You'll find the answer inside this 20th anniversary edition! Brand-new Try It! features, updated back matter, and a fun new design will attract readers who want to know about antonyms"--