Candy Coated Madness - Jeff Strand - Bog

Horror/comedy master Jeff Strand returns with a collection of twenty-six gleefully macabre tales!
A cheerful snack mascot who snaps under the pressure. The nightmarish effects of the most depressing holiday song of all time. A virtual reality environment that allows you to enact your most depraved fantasies...sort of. A cheerful snack mascot who snaps under the pressure. Giant mutant cockroaches doing battle with zombies in the Old West. An unnerving discovery in the Book of Revelation. The true secret of silent comedian Buster Keaton's success. Plus a Halloween curse, a lot of psychopaths, and much more!
Often hilarious, frequently gruesome, and sometimes just flat-out wrong to the point where laughing at them presents a moral quandary, Candy Coated Madness is Strand at his demented best!
Table of contents...
Virtual Reality Kill Zone
Good Deeds
Captain Pistachio's Charming Rampage
The Last Thing You Want To Be
Lab Experiment Turf War
No Tomato
Clyde the Necrophile
Don't Make Fun of the Haunted House
Ivan's Night Out
Pointy Canes
Giant Mutant Cockroaches in the Old West Vs. Zombies
Outpouring
Smashing Jacks
Faerie
Green Suits
The Fraud
Hostile
The Great Stone Face Vs. The Gargoyles
Parody
Awakening
Dismemberment Fraud
Beware! The! Beverage!
Rotten Eggs
Gave Up The Ghost
December Birthday
My Werewolf Neighbor