Christmas Unwrapped - C L Easton - Bog

Noel:
Christmas time is in the pits.
I needed an escape this year. I thought I found that until my neighbour came up with a crazy idea. Now I'm stuck wearing this ugly Christmas sweater wondering where the nearest exit is.
North:
Christmas is the best time of the year.
I only needed a couple of days to get away before my family comes together. Then I ran into my neighbour and I came up with the craziest idea I've ever had. I'm wearing the best sweater ever as I'm watching her look for the exit. What can go wrong?