Ex On The Beach - Steve Milton - Bog

Six months after breaking up, Harry and Elias won a dream vacation - together. Harry
Elias was the hot twink in my life who was as scared of commitment as he was of germs. He dumped me just because I stood a beer bottle on one of his precious antique statues. At least he gave those statues his unconditional love.
Elias was also the only guy who got close enough to break my heart.
Six months after our breakup, we're headed to a beach resort in Thailand. Together.
If he thinks we're hooking up, he's wrong.
I refuse to be tempted. Not by his sultry smile or his ripped body. And I absolutely won't offer to rub sunscreen across his mile-wide shoulders.
Nope. Not happening.
Elias is just my fake boyfriend. That's all. He doesn't deserve a second chance with me.
Elias
A free vacation in tropical paradise? With a $100K cash bonus? I'm more than ready to escape the Montana winter.
The problem?
Harry has to come with me. He's the man I avoid- and not just because of the beer bottle incident, but because he's trouble. Mr. Superstar Math Professor thinks he's hot sugar.
Harry's fine and witty and brilliant and perfect in every way, but he's also impossible to live with.
He's a beautiful slob with a PhD, a heart of gold, and a gorgeous body. But I won't let him tempt me with those beefy biceps and that poster-worthy back section.
If he thinks I'm impressed, I'll show him the police line I drew down the middle of the bed.
Except...
I keep hoping for a second chance with Harry.
A second spark, under the stars, in tropical paradise.
Ex On The Beach is a 51,000-word second-chance opposites-attract fake-boyfriend romance with boundaries, rebounds, and tons of laughter and love. May contain a flying bird statue, a Timothee Chalamet impersonator, and a serious case of horn knee.