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  • - (Buy This Book Today When You Like It)
    af Ashley Lenartson
    87,95 kr.

    I WROTE THIS BOOK ABOUT YAHOO! REACTIONS AND RESPONDING TO WHAT PEOPLE LIKE TO SAY WHEN AN ARTICLE IS WRITTEN ABOUT SOMEBODY OR SOME GROUP AND THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE IS MISLEADING TO GET U TO READ IT, ETC. IT'S A VERY SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN: IF A PERSON HAS TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN THEY'RE WRONG THAT REEKS OF NARCISSISM. I SERIOUSLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT. IT LEADS TO FUTURE PROBLEMS DOWN THE ROAD: AVOID THOSE PEOPLE AND WHEN U CAN'T DON'T SPEND YOUR TIME REACTING TO THEM: IT COULD LEAD TO A FALSE POLICE REPORT WITH ENTRAPMENT & LYING TO A JUDGE BECAUSE A PERSON HAS TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME: THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO LIVE ONE'S LIFE. THIS BOOK IS ABOUT REACTING TO ARTICLES ONLINE AND MORE: READ A PARAGRAPH AND BUY THE BOOK SO THAT U CAN HAVE A GOOD LAUGH TODAY: GO NOW...IT'S A CHEAPLY PRICED BOOK FOR ANYONE WHO LIKES TO READ.

  • af Ashley Lenartson
    117,95 kr.

    I wrote this book based on commentary online based on Articles that were written about situations that have happened. It's a fun read. Read a paragraph and buy the book if U like to read what is posted: this was long before Yahoo started censoring what you could write online. Read it today.

  • af Ashley Lenartson
    92,95 kr.

    I WROTE THIS BOOK FOR PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO THEIR EMOTIONAL PAIN BODY TOO MUCH AND LITERALLY MAKE THEMSELVES SICK AND UNWELL. IT'S MY JOB TO HELP PEOPLE TO HEAL THEIR LIFE: READ A PARAGRAPH TODAY AND MEMORIZE IT. GO NOW...BUY THE BOOK BECAUSE IT'S A REMINDER TO BECOME HAPPY, ETC. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING THAT YOU SET YOUR HEART TO...

  • - (Buy This Book for a Great Laugh)
    af Ashley Lenartson
    88,94 kr.

    I WROTE THIS BOOK ABOUT YAHOO! AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO RESPOND TO ARTICLES THAT DON'T HAVE THE CORRECT TITLE TO THEM: IT'S A FFUN BOOK TO READ AS PEOPLE CAN BE SO VICIOUS AND MEAN TO EACH OTHER: ISN'T THAT SOMETHING READ THE BOOK TO MAKE YOURSELF LAUGH AND/OR BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO READ BOOKS ABOUT WHAT GOES ON ONLINE, ETC. IT'S A GOOD READ. GO NOW...

  • - : Reactions/Commentary Based on Yahoo! Articles that were incorrectly written
    af Ashley Lenartson
    77,95 kr.

    'Prepare to die' Trump adviser Stone texted witness, trial jury hearsEverybody around Trump is going down except Trump: what does this tell you about the kind of people Trump has working with him to keep him OUT OF TROUBLE: it's very obvious he has broken the law too many times but...all this "closed door investigating" is the problem: NO TRANSPARENCY!!! This is what keeps him out of jail.Retirement expert: 1-in-4 workers miss opportunity to 'capture literally free money'401Ks will never be STABLE: they've been known to lose money when the stock market crashes which is frequently according to the doomsayers/naysayers/controllers of the media (satanized MEDIA WH*R*S!!!, etc.) who want to keep people AMPED UP ALL THE TIME about THEIR INVESTMENTS butt whuttt du eye no: don't believe ME: do an online search: I personally woodn't work for a cmpny that has 401Ks that I have to contribute to monthly: I'd rather not!!!Ric Edelman is talking about the DEDUCTIBLE when you work w/ a company that provides INSURANCE AUTOMATICALLY & is more than likely a FRANCHISE OPERATION...@Jeff great answer: I've learned MORE reading the comments than actually reading this article...However, the insurer located in Georgia may be able to operate their business cheaper due to reduced overhead costs and reduced labor costs, that would allow the insurer in Georgia to charge less to CA customers than an insurer located in CA could. Trey7When the government stepped into loaning money and grants for college. Universities raised their tuition to grab all that new money. The new demand made tuition rise. When government throws money on health care. Hospitals and providers will keep raising costs. Why not fix the reason private insurance costs are rising. Price caps on what hospitals can charge and stop the price gauging. $10 for a roll of toilet paper is more reasonable than $375.- BDoes anyone actually believe Liz Warren or any other politician care about the middle class?Politicians ONLY care about lining their pockets w/ hush hush money: when they get caught it's a VERY SLIPPERY SLOPE!!!

  • - : Yahoo! Reactions Books
    af Ashley Lenartson
    77,95 kr.

    Man arrested at Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey after weapons found in carCan anybody be glad (if this is TRUE and not a FALSE FLAG OPERATION AGAIN) that the Police arrested this guy? Maybe he was planning on doing something. They actually did their job for once because he was "harassing employees". Can we be grateful for THAT I don't think so...all too often, the Police know somebody is dangerous and will do something bad but they pass it off and then a tragedy of insurmountable proportions happens...be glad nothing happened and somebody got arrested: that's simply too many weapons for one person to have in their car or truck. Get a clue, buy a vowel.Police Foil a 3,000-Person Hide-and-Seek Game at an IKEADoes anybody want to play hide the salami How about 3000 people The Police can play "Hide The Nightstick". I'm sure that everybody will leave a Happy Camper.Brad Pitt opens about going to Alcoholics Anonymous after Angelina Jolie split: 'I removed my drinking privileges'Maybe she drove him to drink and get worse: sometimes a beautiful woman can be a man's worst nightmare...Sometimes, people and situations drive me to want to drink even though I don't have drinking problems and don't drink like I used to. It's people and your past that catches up with you and drives you to 'Escape From Reality'. Now, if you could surround yourself with great people maybe you wouldn't need to drink or do drugs, whatever the drug of choice is.

  • af Ashley Lenartson
    122,95 kr.

    the guys who go to cruise spots are usually very old and look like death warmed over, very phat and nasty to look at, some-times looking to beat somebody up and get into trouble the next day [been there, done that] and its worse when the coppers show up to intimidate men who like to cruise for sex in the woods [been arrested for that twice], ended up paying a fine [139.00] but now I own a 'Get Out of Jail Card'= DISCRIMINATION as I know my rights: fear does such nasty things to Adults: it can ruin your life as you sometimes don't recognize it when it hits you in the face until it's too late: it gets very nasty sometimes...it really does...there was this guy who had a really big dick who used to bang me in the woods near the Maine Mall but he was married so I couldn't ever expect him to cum to my home now could I? He had the biggest dick on him and it fit nicely in my bum: the biggest one I ever saw & got fuct bi-he really knew how to use that big black dick of his and I didn't care what skin color he was as Oprah taught me that, "you have to overlook a person's skin color in order to work with them..."In every day and every day I accept the fact that I'm a useless faggot = in every day and every way I accept the fact that I'm a sissy faggot cocksucker & I love sucking big, fat, juicy, thick cum filled penises on men who know what they want. You have to speak up for yourself or you'll get run over when you are anything but "straight to bed". A guy can suck and fuck 9 maybe 10 guys in one night but don't ask him if he's "GAY," as it's not necessary: that's how some guys roll: they'll get on their hands and knees to suck cock and take it in the ass but don't ever ask them if they're gay.'m beyond kinky: I just love a good roll in the haySloppy 2nds is a restaurant that people actually eat BBQ at: it's located in Kingsbury, TX so when you want sloppy seconds remember to visit that restaurant when visiting Kingsbury, Texas. Then you can tell people that you've had "sloppy 2nds" before ...wait for their reply and then tell them where you actually went: you can even ask your friends or people you don't even know, "Do you like Sloppy 2nds " And, they'll assume the worst about you sexually speaking!!! 99% of the human race has a "filthy mind". That's just the way it is!who doesn't like tongue kissing unless they have major emotional issues & don't want another man kissing them as they find it to be gross or "just don't kiss my face": come on, think about it: a "straight" man will let another guy go down on him or let a guy bang him and then pull out and stick his stinky dinky in his hot "straight" mouth but he won't let anyone that isn't female kiss him: how stupide...don't yam' say My reaction to Dick Rambone getting sucked off by a really hot blonde: by maverickhorse 3 seconds agoburp it and then make it cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...that's one thing that you can do...Guilty Pleasures, how may I help you?by FreakMuscleXXL 2 years agoSpamWow. Super hot. Self sucking & another guy taking care of the balls. Love it.Who wouldn't LOVE IT! I guess the next thing to do is to suck the ass while he's cumming...HARD!!!California = Calipornia or CaliporniyaySan Francisco = San Fran Crisco; is a very expensive city to live in: as a matter of fact all cities are expensive to live in due to fluctuating real estate pricesMost porn is made where in California: the San Fernando ValleyVery Nice, Very Nice: how much, how muchWho was the 1st person you ever had sex with I was X years of age when I started sucking the neighborhood boys off: I was living in Germany on an Air Base in Kaiserslautern: haven't ever looked back: I've been addicted and I'm now XX years of age: Jr. Peet said, "Who was the 1st kid you ever had sex with " some kid I was playing with: I found him attractive and I got up the gumption to just ask him if he wanted a blowjob...I said, "My g.f. loves sucking my cock dry."

  • - Money, Money, Money Must Be Funny In A Rich Man's World
    af Ashley Lenartson
    137,95 kr.

    This book is meant for people who want to hone their skills in front of a non-paying audience until they get really good at what they're doing. If you really want to get paid to become a Professional Stand-Up Comedian then HOST THE SHOWS and run them fairly and don't discriminate against a Comedian, Comedienne just because they suck at what they're doing: Encourage them to become better and write better jokes before you start playing games with your troupe of Comedians. Practice, Practice, Practice all the time: that's how you get better!!!

  • - : (8th Online Commentaries)
    af Ashley Lenartson
    77,95 kr.

    A$AP Rocky trial: Trump sends hostage affairs envoy to Sweden in 'shameful abuse of office'This is ridiculous on all sides. If A.S.A.P. Rocky was guilty do you think he would have paid the fine I think not. Our Illustrious President finally does something good and all you "NEGATIVE NANCY'S" can do is try to shut him down. The video of the incident should prove everything. You know how it is when you are a CELEBRITY: every last ahole on the planet thinks they can gain entry into your world. NOT TRUE: how'd you like it if you were in the middle of a tour and somebody tried interfering with you and you got into a scrap w/ some ahole half way across the globe You wouldn't like it. Then your tour got POSTPONED INDEFINITELY, etc. You wouldn't like it at all. Congratulations for TRUMP doing something like this. Most of you can go sit on something really big and YES, it's GOING TO HURT...79-year-old woman sentenced to jail for feeding stray catsI think the City needs to apologize to her and go after the person who left the cats behind. What is this world coming to This IS the Apocalypse right now...kindness is usually punished by stupid human beings...

  • - [I Like to Make People Laugh Hilariously]
    af Ashley Lenartson
    152,95 kr.

    This IS a comedy book designed to make you laugh. It's the gayest comedy book I've ever written...I can't help being GAY = HAPPY. That's what the word used to mean..."I'm a Fairy" I told my good friend, Brion. He sent back this message saying: "I'm also a Fairy. I was called that at Public School and is one reasons I went to a Private Boarding School for Ballet." I could have only hoped to have been sent to a Center of Detention when I was growing up. My mother would threaten me with detention at a boarding school when I acted up. She should have sent me away so I could have gotten molested by the older boys. Then I would have been a much happier boy growing up: being forced to suck their big phat juicy cum filled dicks and told to bend over and SHUT UP or "you're going to have worse problems buddy". I'd rather be forced into doing things I like doing than getting beat up for being myself. That would have been the solution for a boy like me. I'm getting hard right now just thinking about it...FORCED into doing it with boys to men around my own age...I could go on butt why botha You get the point? Does this mean I'm gay or GAY Who knows...read the book and then buy it and laugh your butt off...I sin-cerely mean that...just do it as 'Laughter IS the Best Medicine'...

  • - (8th Online Commentary)
    af Ashley Lenartson
    112,95 kr.

    This is an online emotional trainwreck commentary reactions book that I wrote for people to read and laugh about as I took the time to write it and I'm a very good writer and have a B.A. Art from USM here in Portland, Maine: I like to write all the time and have to problem w/ a blank white page or any other color page for that matter...buy this book today: you'll be glad that you did. It's only 40 pages and can be read in one day...

  • - (Part 1 of Five Parts)
    af Ashley Lenartson
    112,95 kr.

    I wrote this book and it's an Autobigraphy and it's definitely not a book about my truck that went to the grave recently: it's a book about healing and yes I am naming names eventhough it's about RESPECT not being POPULAR: I wrote the book FOR ME as I fired my therapist recently as they wanted 120 per session and I could no longer afford therapy and it wasn't working out with me so I FIRED them and that's THAT: this book is a life saver as one needs to look up the words "trauma" and "bonding" and what do U get A big giant MESS that is no longer manageable: I just don't have time for being traumatized by anybody" that's just the way it is...go now: read the book and tell me what U may have learned. I'm guessing that I'll have to write a short blurb about "trauma bonding" for the next installment as I'm not going to make the book longer than 500 pages if I can help it: I've met 1000's of people in my life and the ones to stay away from are the "Thieves Like Us" people as they simply cannot be trusted...

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