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The 35th edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader features entertaining, informative, and amusing real-life stories from around the world.It's here! This 35th anniversary edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader is bursting with everything you could possibly want to read in the throne room, including short articles for a quick trip and lengthier page-turners for an extended visit. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have once again gathered the most entertaining and amusing stories from the realms of pop culture, history, science, and sports (not to mention accounts of even more dumb crooks!) for your reading pleasure. In addition, there are plenty of laugh-out-loud lists, amusing quotes, and odd factoids that will delight the most ardent of trivia fans.

Uncle John is back with the 36th annual Bathroom Reader, a collection of entertaining articles that explore the weird and wonderful world we live in.In this 36th edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, longtime fans and new readers alike will be astounded by a treasure trove of wonderfully weird (and true!) stories that explore the realms of pop culture, history, sports, science, and everyday folks, including the always popular misadventures of dumb crooks. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have reached into all corners of the world to bring you this collection of entertaining and informative articles that include short reads for a quick trip to the throne room as well as longer page-turners for when you take an extended visit. You’ll also find a plethora of amusing lists, odd factoids, quotes, and quizzes that will tickle every trivia enthusiast’s fancy.

Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag!Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion.   How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.   What’s brown and sticky?A stick.   What was Beethoven doing in his grave?Decomposing.   Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?No, they eat the fingers separately.

Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page.Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes.   Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.   Why don’t zombies eat clowns?They taste funny.   Why did the hen scold her chicks?They were using fowl language.   What kind of books do skunks read?Best-smellers!   How does Darth Vader like his toast?On the dark side.

From the world leader in fascinating facts and amusing true stories comes a book about how to feed, clothe, and protect yourself in the wildernessand might even make you want to avoid anything resembling the wilderness forever.For more than 25 years, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader has helped you learn amazing things you didn't know. Now, Uncle John will show you how to do things you didn't know how to doand probably should never, never, never actually do, unless you're in a survival situation and really, really, really need to do.It's How to Fight a Bear...and Win. A new approach to survival guides and how-to books, this book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make do in any rugged terrain. But if you're expecting ';how to start a fire,' think again. This isn't the kind of book that will tell you how to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together--it will tell you how to make a fire using a car battery.It will also tell you:*; How to swing from a vine like Tarzan *; How to land an airplane in an emergency *; How to fight a bearand win *; How to perform emergency surgery in the woods *; How to identify what insects you can--and cannot--eat *; And lots, lots more.