Bøger af Darcus White

Everything has been looking up for Darcus White ever since the explosion at Southern Publishing. He has written a book that became a best seller and even managed to set up his own business. He has also employed The Chav to work at the new venture which, whilst being completely ill-advised as a business move - is the least he could do for his old friend after he left all that money behind that was supposed to be counterfeit, but turned out to be real. The trouble with Darcus White however, is that just when things seem to be going in the right direction, it's usually a sign that the opposite is true. The Rich Kid is now destitute as a result of having his allowance rescinded, and the verdict in The Ad Director's trial for insider trading and fraud is about to be announced. The purchase of an artificially intelligent voice assistant for the new office may or may not prove to be just what he needs to make a success of things......depending on whether the ownership of illegal software constitutes a smart decision of course. If you enjoyed the complete and utter disaster that was Darcus White's attempt at not being one of life's perpetual losers in parts one and two - part three will leave you even more shocked about how much a single individual can make a complete and utter mess of things!

Alongside the extortionate cost of having to travel between towns or across a large city, commuting provides other delights such as a lack of adequate seating on trains and buses, people talking loudly on their mobile phones about what they had for dinner last night and the sheer monotony of the journey. Fear not however, because help is at hand. During extensive scientific research carried out here at The W1nners' Club, we asked the cleaning lady and the I.T. bloke to help us create a colouring book listing things to do on the way into work that will help pass the time and prepare you for the day ahead. Enjoy!

If you think that fake news is a problem in the world - it's time to face the problem head on! The 2019 Annual performance review is a collection of all the best spoof and satirical business news stories of the past year. Containing such outlandish titles as: 'Apple forced to install Windows at its new headquarters, ' 'Elon Musk gets a speeding fine after his Tesla is clocked doing 11km/second in space, ' 'BMW apologises for the 300,000 extra dickheads on the daily commute, ' 'F1 to be based on Super Mario Kart to make overtaking easier, ' and many, many more - reading about business has never been this absurdly insane and ridiculous before! You'll never read anything quite so hilarious whilst sitting on the loo if you're skiving at the office or riding a train to work on your daily commute! Belly laughs guaranteed - you have been war

You know those annoying business management self-help books that tell you that you have the power to move mountains just by thinking about it? This isn't one of them! The Book of Cynical Business Quotes is so jam-packed full of the most hilariously depressing yet realistic quotes about how to survive in the modern world of business, that only somebody who has never had a job before would fail to burst out laughing knowingly! Let's face it, you're never going to own a Ferrari, you'll never have a yacht and you'll probably have money worries until the day that you retire and then some. So instead of getting all upset about the realities of working life, why not start to enjoy them for a change? The Book of Cynical Business Quotes is ideal for anybody that prefers to see the world for what it really is rather than the candy floss, bunny rabbit, fluffy clouds and rainbows hallucination that everybody else thinks it is.It's time to enjoy a slice of the miserable truth - if you can handle it!

'Instagram egg that beat Kylie Jenner to star in a single episode cookery show, ' 'Carlsberg changes its slogan to 'definitely the worst beer in the world', ' 'Star Wars theme park rides restricted to people tall enough to be a Stormtrooper, ' 'Puma to attack the first 100 customers at its new flagship store with a real puma' - who'd have thought the fake news problem could ever get any worse.............until now! That's right folks! The W1nners' Club is back again with yet another kick-ass collection of the least factually correct satirical business news stories written anywhere in the world. The year may be 2020, but we bet you'll give us 10 out of 10 for the side-splitting laughter we provide you with whilst reading on the daily commute. Warn your fellow plane, train and bus passengers beforehand that you're about to read this - because there's nothing worse than the person who is sat next to you laughing out loud at the top of their voice when you have a hangover on the way in to wo