Bøger af DJ Corchin

NOT FOR KIDS but SOOOO for adults! A unique picture book experience. There's no book like this one. "Imagine Ted Lasso writing a picture book for the team but in the voice of Roy Kent. This book is hilarious and thoughtful and swearful!" - Multi-Eisner Winner Gene Ha Through humor, relatability, and a healthy dose of profanity, Shut Up and Feel transcends the boundaries of conventional picture books. This book is for all of us adults. From the award-winning duo of bestselling children's books, A Thousand NO's and Do You Speak Fish? comes an unapologetic ode to the complexities of the human experience, guaranteed to resonate with anyone who feels the messiness of emotions. "This entertaining, spirited work promotes self-improvement in a highly amusing and quirky way. The engaging story shows how people from around the world and all walks of life endure similar problems and may need a helping hand. Or, if the situation calls for it, an upraised middle finger." - Kirkus Reviews Truly a one-of-a-kind adult picture book for all of us.

The sky is a curious place. If you look real hard you can see wondrous things. You might even see lights flickering so bright, it's almost as if they're speaking to each other. Want to listen in on the conversation? STAR is a beautiful fairytale about deciding who you want to be.

"Originally published in 2009 ... by The phazelFOZ Company, LLC"--Copyright page.

A hilariously brilliant compilation of all things related to band-nerd utopia will have you at cello! This sharp installment of the 13th Chair series from DJ Corchin is laugh-out-loud funny!Socrates. Plato. Aristotle. Mere child's play! Band Nerds Confessions is the newest addition to the Band Nerds Book Series. With over 800 quotes, anecdotes, and thoughts from the 13th Chair, there isn't a larger source of band hodgepodge genius on the planet.We've all wondered what our messy music lockers say about us. Or dreamed of the many ways instruments can fit together to form a super robot. Truly thought-provoking words await you. Go ahead, open to any page and transport yourself to the humorously inspiring music world of the 13th Chair!

Move over, Pulitzer! Get out of the way, Nobel Prize! The most prestigious award of the century is calling. Don¿t miss another laugh-out-loud installment in the 13th Chair series by DJ Corchin!The Marching Band Nerd Awards are not your typical awards. But do any other awards even matter? Could you win the award for the Most Texts Sent During Rehearsal? Or the Fastest Person with a Tuba award? Most Creative Use of a Saber? Or the award for the Largest Spit Pool? These hilarious awards will have band nerds of all ages picking winners.

"Originally published in 2012 ... by The phazelFOZ Company, LLC"--Copyright page.

Award winning author DJ Corchin offers delightfully fantastical life lessons in this sweet and witty collection that inspires readers to embrace the magic within them.You have a choice to cast good spells or bad spells. Choose good spells. People will tell you you can't be a knight because you have magical abilities. They are wrong.And remember...if you happen find a unicorn, it is not yours to keep!DJ Corchin offers timeless wisdom with a mystical twist in this lighthearted rulebook for the whole family to enjoy. Plenty of enchanting lessons to live by paired with whimsical illustrations are sure to be passed down from generation to magical generation. A perfect graduation, birthday, or just-because gift for daughters of any age.

A simple yet heartwarming story that demonstrates how to overcome communication barriers and better understand those who identify with different culturesWhen a child meets a fish and says hello, the fish does not respond. The child is shocked. What a rude fish! But soon the child learns that it's not up to the fish to speak the child's language. And if the child wants to communicate, he'll have to take the time to learn how to speak Fish.

Explore the complex world of feelings with the uplifting and acclaimed I Feel... series! Help children understand the confusing and sometimes scary feelings they experience with I Feel¿ Anxious.Sometimes I feel anxious. Sometimes I feel worried. And sometimes these unsettling feelings can grow until they feel totally overwhelming! It's hard to feel this way, but there are lots of things to do to help me feel better. I'll just take it one step at a time!With fun, witty illustrations and simple, straightforward text, I Feel...Anxious addresses the common feelings that come with being a child. This book makes it easy for kids to identify how they're feeling¿and have fun too.Own the whole series!I Feel...I Feel... DifferentI Feel... AwesomeI Feel... LonelyI Feel... MehI Feel... Too!I Feel... SickI Feel... AllergicI Feel... AngryI Feel... Something

This series helps kids recognize, express, and deal with the roller coaster of emotions they feel every day. It has been celebrated by therapists, psychologists, teachers, and parents as wonderful tools to help children develop self-awareness for their feelings and those of their friends.Sometimes I feel something. It's hard to explain.It's not quite a feeling. It's not quite a pain.The things that I'm feeling make no sense in my brain!Sometimes our bodies send us signals that are hard to define and express. What do we do when we feel¿hungry? When our arms are tingly and uncomfortable? When we have an itch?With fun, witty illustrations and simple, straightforward text, I Feel...Something introduces kids to the concept of interoception (the ability to understand the signals our body sends us). This book makes it easier for kids to identify and express those bodily signals¿and have fun too.

This series helps kids recognize, express, and deal with the roller coaster of emotions they feel every day. It has been celebrated by therapists, psychologists, teachers, and parents as wonderful tools to help children develop self-awareness for their feelings and those of their friends.Sometimes I feel angry and throw toys in the air.Or I roll on the ground, or hide under a chair.Most kids aren't strangers to temper tantrums, and they often don't know how else to work through the anger and frustration that cause them to lose control. I Feel...Angry addresses the different ways kids might already express themselves when they're angry and offers some suggestions on how to calm down.With fun, witty illustrations and simple, straightforward text, this book makes it easy for kids to identify their own emotions.

Explore the complex world of feelings with the fun and uplifting I Feel... series!

Explore the complex world of feelings with the fun and uplifting I Feel... series!

This empowering picture book teaches readers that even great ideas sometimes get a NO-but that NO can actually help great ideas become the best ideas!There was a little girl who had a great idea. She had the most amazing, superb, best idea ever!NO? Wait, what do you mean NO? NO again?What is she supposed to do with all these NO's?NO after NO after NO come the little girl's way, twisting and squishing her idea. But by persevering, collaborating and using a little imagination, all those NO's become the building blocks for the biggest YES ever!A Thousand NO's is a story about perseverance and innovation. It shows what amazing things can happen if we work with others and don't give up, and teaches kids not to let expectations of how things should be get in the way of what could be.