Bøger af Glenn Lazar Roberts

"I'm just that kinda guy..."Pete Marlowe, a tiny but tough private detective, has had a bad day. Two mad scientists, Montez and Muck, abducted him, lopped off his pinky finger, and installed a red button that enables him to walk through walls. Targeting Pete because his con-artist Uncle Flynn secretly unloaded the Blarney Stone on the Pope, they send Pete in with his detachable finger to get it back, snaring him in a secret plot that involves the Vatican, church bells, a Mexican drug cartel, and a World War II Nazi project called Die Glocke. Can Pinky survive M&M's quantum mechanics? Or is he destined to be marooned in another dimension? "When Pinky gives them the finger, they stay fingered."

Raised in a secret convent in Area 51, young Maggie is caught up in alien plans for global warming in this hilarious satire of political correctness featuring Amelia Earhart, J. Edgar Hoover, Elvis Presley, Jimmy Hoffa, Joseph Smith, Harry S. Truman, D.B. Cooper, Howard Hughes, Stalin, with re-appearances of the Jello Brothers, the German agents Heinz and Huntz, Captain French, galactic toads, and more evil mimes than you can shake a stick at--which is highly recommended. Political correctness may never recover from this no-holds-barred satirical novel about a galactic conspiracy to raise ocean levels on planet Earth to suit an alien species, a conspiracy that only Maggie can stop.

Everyman Bubba struggles to cope in a futuristic sci-fi world peopled by smart-alec robots and run by braless, purple-haired SJWs. Watch Bubba get tired of losing and go for broke as he finally revolts with unpredictable consequences for everyone. My most hilarious and irreverent work. This satire is guaranteed to trigger and macro-aggress every purple-haired and blue-nosed school-marm everywhere.