Bøger af Irv Brechner

Potty training your child now?Been there, done that? Either way you will laugh and laugh and laugh some more when you read "Oops, Poops" - hysterical potty training stories and more. Inspired by his grandson's potty training antics, author Irv Brechner has written a book with the funniest potty training stories on planet poop and much more. He's sifted through piles of dung to scoop up the "crème de la poop" of stories submitted by parents and grandparents. "Oops, Poops" provides comic relief for those parents and grandparents are in the middle of the pooping and peeing messes. For everyone else, it will bring back unpleasant and smelly memories of days gone by. For all, it's "great reading for when you're doing your own business," said Brechner. One of the stories is called "Like Puppy, Like Boy: " One day dad Kyle let out the family dog in the backyard where he did his business near a bush in the corner of the yard. Dad promptly took a bag to collect the poop. Dad didn't see young James observing this chain of events. Moments later, James went near a bush on the other side of the yard and promptly pooped, imitating the dog. When dad started to walk toward James, empty handed, James held up his hand and said, "Dada, stop, bring the bag!" In addition to hysterical stories, "Oops, Poops" includes related jokes, riddles, puns and the lyrics to the poopular hit song "Poopin' USA." Rounding out the poop parade is a turd word search puzzle and a smell-free pile of cartoons.

As loved ones approach their final days, hopefully these soothing, comforting, clever, humorous and uplifting inspirations can make it easier on everyone - family, friends and caregivers. It's like comfort food for the mind, heart & soul Seventy witticisms, curated from thousands, in full color, including quotes from Woody Allen ("I don't believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear"), Jeff Goldblum ("Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come"), J.K. Rowling, Winston Churchill, Robin Williams, Thornton Wilder, Audrey Hepburn, Dr. Seuss, Abraham Lincoln, Groucho Marx, Mitch Albom and many more. The book also includes free unlimited online access to a special video with dozens of images and an original musical score written and performed by an accomplished pianist. People who have lost loved ones and professionals are giving "The Rainbow of Life" high marks: "I am really 'verklempt' over this book. Perfect blend of heart and wisdom for the soul." Frank Brady, RN, President, Center for Hope Hospice (NJ)"This is a wonderful book. It has so many beautiful thoughts. It brought me back to the days of my dad in hospice and I could relate to most of the quotes. Some made me think, some made me cry and others made me laugh out loud. Well done!" Paulette (NJ) - lost her dad.