Bøger af Myles Byrne

ABOUT THE WORDVUES(TM) OF Vern LaCrosse... ONCE UPON A TIME--- I was in the second grade at the very rural Mission Point one-room schoolhouse near Cataldo, Idaho in 1936. Our truly wonderful young teacher for all 8 grades was Miss Martha Peschel. One morning she announced that an older gentleman, who was a professional Story Teller, would visit us that afternoon. When he arrived he walked to the front of our class and was introduced. He removed his suit coat, smiled broadly and proceeded to say nice words about us, our little school, and our pretty teacher; we thus liked him just fine, even before he began his story. I can't remember what his story was about, what I do clearly recall is the very strong impression he made on me. Wow! What a job. What a career. What a way to live; just travel from school to school, smile at and talk to kids, get some fun questions, some applause, and an invitation to return. How could life get any better than that? I told my mother all about him and of my intention to emulate this fascinating man. Mom, and later an English Teacher in high school, gently explained that my "HERO" was a volunteer, a retired person, who made a few local appearances to amuse and entertain children, and did this as an act of love, not for the money. Nuts! So...I eventually went into business to support my family, to be realistic about my career, and try forgetting about the Story Teller. The schoolhouse, the teacher, and most of the students are gone, but I have not forgotten this Story Teller from long ago. I have made and kept notes about people, places, events, and animals over the years, always secretly hoping I could someday retire and be a Story Teller. I have shared most of my stories with friends, co-workers, employees, and family during all these intervening years, and have thereby polished them sufficiently to receive a knowing smile, some laughter, an agreeing nod, and a few gratifying compliments. Now, thanks to Amazon, my time has come! My WORDVUES(TM) will be offered for you each month as stories in "E-Minibook" form. I shall share yarns about the interesting animals that befriended me, some humor, extraordinary people I've met, some details about the hand on my shoulder, and tell of unusual events and places, but mostly just view human nature in a way to lighten your day. Perhaps author James Slater expressed my "VUES" best, saying "Life passes into pages if it passes into anything. I like to write about certain things that if they are not written about are not going to exist". So...please join me, let me be a "Story Teller", and I truly hope you enjoy the ride! Vern LaCrosse

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