Bøger af Oliver Allen

Is the dog man's best friend? Maybe.Surely he's nicer than most friends!Hi, my name is Oliver and one of my biggest wishes is to see people smile. That's why I decided to make books like this.What you're about to read is one of the funniest collections of memes featuring the dog.In addition to having a few good laughs, you will discover some curiosities about the memes.Do you know what the first memes in history was?And the most famous dog?Find out this and more by reading "Memes: Funny Dog Memes"!Have a laugh!Scroll up now and click Add to Cart for your copy!P.S. Don't buy this collection if you don't know what a Do-khyi is.

You Are About To Discover A Rich Collection Of Text Fails So Funny You Will Laugh Until Your Ribs Hurt!Have you ever looked at your phone's autocorrect version of a word or a sentence and burst into laughter yet shuddered at the thought of the text reaching the recipient on the address bar?Or worse yet, sent a totally awkward, embarrassing text to someone you'd never imagine and spent the rest of your life biting your fingertips hoping their phones get stolen by a stray dog before they read it?If you have, then you must know how awful it feels, yet also strangely satisfying and hilarious such texts sound as long as you're not the one who sent them...Want to sample a few?Or better yet, want to indulge in an ENTIRE COLLECTION?Then keep reading!This 2 in 1 book brings to you the ultimate compilation of humorous epic text fails and witty, savage status messages and responses to brighten your day, ranging from funny mom fails, embarrassing dad fails, crazy boyfriend and granny fails and so many more that will surely keep you hooked to your gadget longer than you'd done lately.I bet you're wondering: I've read so many of such texts, are these new?Are they well covered in themes (or just random)?Is the collection large enough to keep me laughing for hours- perhaps days?Do they cover some of the most unthinkable texts that I'd rather not mention here? If you are, then prepare to be impressed because the answer is YES.Here's a bit of what this book offers: More than 350 hilarious creative statuses and text failsA wide range of themes including dirty dancing, Christmas, conference, court and "audiction."Creatively designed text boxes and images to give you an easy time scanning throughCruel mom and dad autocorrect text fails with hilarious responsesEmbarrassing boyfriend and girlfriend text fails with crazy responses...And much more!It doesn't matter whether your sense of humor has received negative criticism in the past because the humor of these texts adamantly cuts across.It also doesn't matter how jaded and troubled you feel because you're about to get your life back by literally having the 'laugh of your life'!BE WARNED: YOU WILL LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY, EVEN IF YOU ARE IN A PUBLIC PLACE!Question is, Do you mind having a blast?If you do, thenScroll up and click Buy Now With 1-Click or Buy Now to get your copy today!

A book of collected poems written in 2020. Contains longer epic poems: "Fear of Dragons," and "The Ethereal Kingdom."

A collection of poetry, written in 2021. The title poem "Pantheons of Isthmus" is for those writers who bridge ideas of intellectual value, across all mediums of education...

Laugh and Have fun with the cutest cats in the world!Are you looking for a book that will give you a few moments of serenity and hilarity?This is the book for you!Hi, my name is Oliver and one of my biggest wishes is to see people smile. That's why I decided to make books like this."Memes: Funny Cat Memes." is a meme collection featuring the cutest cats in the world. I wanted to create this book for you because if we're talking about memes, we can't talk about the adorable cats. Cats, in fact, were among the very first subjects of memes... and I love cats!You shouldn't be reading this book if: You don't enjoy memesYou hate catsYou don't know what a Lykoi isYou don't want to laughYou don't want to miss this book if: You're enjoying the memesYou love catsYou're as curious as a LykoiYou want to have a good laugh.Did you know that the word meme was coined in 1976?And do you know what it means?And what was the first meme in history?All this and more you can find out by reading this book!...so what are you waiting for?Scroll up now and click Add to Cart for your copy!

A collection of poetry written in 2020 hindsight.

Have fun learning!Take the challenge and try to solve the puzzles.This crossword puzzle book was created for kids from 9 years old and up, but even the youngest can do it. Does your kid like crosswords?Then he'll love this book!There are many themes, from the simplest to the most complicated.Question WordsColorsDays Of The WeekNumbersFruitFamilyTransportationBreakfast FoodsParts of the bodyShapesParts of the HouseMonths of the YearAdjectivesAnimalsMedicineBack To SchoolChristmasHalloweenHours of Fun and Learning!Scroll up now and click Add to Cart for your copy!

100% guaranteed crackling laughterif you've read any of my books you know this is true!In this new book I have collected for you the best and most exhilarating status in the world. More than 300 (precisely 338) Funny Status that will make you spend some hours of pure fun. You will discover how just a few words are enough to create real jokes. Status that in a few characters perfectly describe your feelings using the lever of irony and fun. Use these statuses to tell everyone how you feel!How many times have you happened to want to communicate, on your favourite social network or on the chat you use every day, your thoughts, your emotions, your feelings but... you can't find the right words? Now you can do it quickly and easily! Your friends will go crazy!People will look at you wrong!when they see you laughing alone while reading this book wherever you are Your friends will thank you!when you read these pages to them and they'll laugh like never before! Not only Funny StatusThis collection also contains a series of Text Fails. Some of the funniest autocorrect errors.If you are one of my readers you already know my book dedicated to Text Fails, if you haven't done it yet I urge you to read it. "Text Fails: The Hilarious World of the Autocorrected Text Message. The Best Collection of Funniest Text Fail Ever" is another automatic machine for guaranteed laughter. I wish you a good read and a million laughs.OliverScroll up now and click Add to Cart for your copy!

Do you want to laugh so much that you can't breathe?Then you can't miss this hilarious collection! Have you ever sent a text message that had its meaning amusingly changed? Have you ever cringed when parents or grandparents send an inappropriate text? Texting is the mode of communication most used in the modern world and with advancements in phone technology that allows our phones to change our conversation to what they think we want to say, along with the increased speed we text at, it's no wonder that mistakes occur. In this side-splitting book, Text Fails: The Hilarious World of the Autocorrected Text Message, you will be treated to some of the most epic fails in the history of failed texts, that are sometimes risqué, occasionally crude, but always entertaining to read. Swap jokes with your friends while drinking, in the car, or if your friends are simply looking forward to hearing funny jokes. Text Fails are timeless jokes.They apply to anybody on any walk of life. From moms and dads to grandparents, friends, boyfriends, and girlfriends, this riotous journey through life will leave you crying with laughter and looking for more of the same. This book is also an excellent gift to give to friends, parents, your boyfriend or girlfriend. It's always nice and rewarding to give a smile to those we love. Scroll up now and click Add to Cart for your copy!

Durante muchos años hemos visto como los lideres logran controlar las mentes de las masas a su favor ¿desearías conocer los secretos para obtener este poder? En este libro te entregare las estrategias y los secretos que no quieren que sepas y que políticos, lideres e inclusive millonarios utilizan a su favor.En este libro encontraras una selección de las técnicas más efectivas, escogidas por mi persona, las cuales son capaces de cambiar rápidamente los pensamientos de un individuo o un grupo de personas desde cambiar sus pensamientos hasta convencerlas de lo que tú quieras. Estas herramientas que te estoy entregando exclusivamente en este libro pueden ser tan poderosas, así como también muy dañinas, así que por favor utilízalas éticamente. Déjame mostrarte lo que aprenderás:Insertar ideas en la mente de otras personas a tu favor.El secreto para generar un estado mental en el que las personas estén perceptivas tus ideas.Manipular y cambiar la mentalidad de una personaProvocar o cambiar estados emocionales de la manera más eficaz.Cómo sacar a las personas de estados emocionales negativosY muchas otras cosas mas que no puedo develar por aquí… Nos vemos en el interior del libro si quieres aprender este secreto.Oliver Allen

Durante muchos años hemos visto cómo los lideres logran controlar las mentes de las masas a su favor ¿desearías conocer los secretos para obtener este poder?En este libro te entregare las estrategias y los secretos que no quieren que sepas y que políticos, lideres e inclusive millonarios utilizan a su favor.En este libro encontraras una selección de las técnicas más efectivas, escogidas por mi persona, las cuales son capaces de cambiar rápidamente los pensamientos de un individuo o un grupo de personas desde cambiar sus pensamientos hasta convencerlas de lo que tú quieras.Estas herramientas que te estoy entregando exclusivamente en este libro pueden ser tan poderosas, así como también muy dañinas, así que por favor utilízalas éticamente.Déjame mostrarte lo que aprenderás:Insertar ideas en la mente de otras personas a tu favor.El secreto para generar un estado mental en el que las personas estén perceptivas tus ideas.Manipular y cambiar la mentalidad de una personaProvocar o cambiar estados emocionales de la manera más eficaz.Cómo sacar a las personas de estados emocionales negativosY muchas otras cosas mas que no puedo develar por aquí...Nos vemos en el interior del libro si quieres aprender este secreto.Oliver Allen