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Owen Steinbeck was an awkward thirteen-year-old girl with ghost backup, what could go wrong? Owen awoke to the sound of Darth Vader's rhythmic heavy breathing. A cool birthday gift or that's what she'd thought at the time. It had easily taken her half of the night to fall asleep. It felt like only five minutes had elapsed since she'd managed to tune out the droning voices in her head and closed her eyes. No, no, no…I don't want to get up. Owen misjudged her swing for the snooze button and yanked on the cord. Darth landed right on her face. It hurt like hell. She covered her eye as she wandered over to look at the damage in the mirror. That was going to leave a mark. When your morning starts with a black eye from Darth Vader, you just know the Sith is going to hit the fan. This day was going to suck.

Its like a thousand ways to die with dark comedy and scenes that will make you blush. There also may be cannibalism, dinosaurs, rat spiders, tar lizards and stone lions that hack up ice loogies. Welcome to Immortal Testing. An exhilarating paranormal fantasy, romance, action-adventure, magical realism thrill ride. Youll be weak in knees swooning and on the edge of your seat cheering as a trio of newcomers begin training for their Immortal Testing. Time is running out. Soon, they will be dropped into a floating crypt the size of New York city in another world full of their worst nightmares, where they must die thousands of times to prove theyre capable of being Immortal. This is not a fairy tale. This is a nightmare. This writer takes you on an epic dark comic romp through the afterlife in with three Clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes in these books. Enjoy the ride. WarningThe information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this book may inadvertently trigger your Correction. If you show great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the three Guardians of the in-between. For your souls protection, you must join one of three Clans of immortals on earth. You are totally still reading this, arent you? Youve got this. Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Series Universe.

WILL THE NEW ANKH SURVIVE IMMORTAL TESTING?You will be blushing and busting a gut laughing as our stone-cold feral heroine hunts things that go bump in the night!You'll be all in so fast you won't even have time to raise your freak flag!Orin was surprisingly fine with being a relief pitcher. Tiberius was becoming impossible to resist, and Grey was boiling rabbits in the backyard, jealous. What could go wrong?A scifi fantasy dark comedy romp through the afterlife with three Clans of naughty immortal antiheroes. Partnered with her nemesis at the Third -Tier World Summit awaiting news of the Ankh in Immortal Testing, a titillating encounter between battle rounds leaves her with an urgency to experience all the dark attraction has to offer, but there are sacrifices to stop, otherworldly inventions and cloned famous earthlings being used as dinosaur snacks. Her Handler has been spelt to forget intimacy, and it's driving her crazy. She'd always despised Tiberius with every inch of her being, but lately, his presence sparked something undeniable within her. If she acted on this dark attraction, the shit show would be gloriously epic. Self-destructive was her factory setting, and her Handler was in dire need of a reality check. She was so tempted. Foreplay between Dragons, that's what this was. During a journey to another world where restrooms are death traps and cloning famous mortals for entertainment is a thing, reckless choices after a dark plot twist creates tension within the Clan. As the dust settles, we find ourselves back on Earth in the daily grind of immortality with temptations to quench, Corrections to witness and demons to destroy. It's a hard knock afterlife. I was so morbidly fascinated by this character, I couldn't stop reading! This book was an all-nighter. The love scenes are... you'll see. I may be blushing for a week. You'll be jumping up and down cheering. There is nothing like this series. Warning: The information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this may inadvertently trigger your Correction. If you show great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance by one of the three Guardians of the in-between. For your soul's protection, you must join one of the three Clans of immortals on Earth. You are totally still reading this, aren't you? You've got this. Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Series Universe. READ IT NOW!

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE YOUR CORRECTION?There will be nowhere to run.No place to hide.You won't even know they're coming.Do you have what it takes to survive your Correction?Could you leave your humanity behind?If the answer is yes, hold on tight, it's going to be one hell of a ride!The end of her life was only the beginning of her story.Fantasy adventure, magical realism, non-stop action with laughter, tears and a coming of age paranormal romance that will capture every reader's heart. A story of a teenage girl who overcomes tragedy and evolves into something she never knew possible as her immortal destiny comes to light. This paranormal fantasy will leave you breathless as it takes you through the darkness and leads you back out into the secret world of immortality triggered by choices in the afterlife.Take a trip into the metaphysical spiritual world with these endearing paranormal anti-heroes and wickedly titillating warriors. This will be unlike anything you've ever read.A comic romp through the afterlife with three Clans of naughty, certifiably insane antiheroes who battle while collecting partially immortal teenagers as they survive the exterminations of their family lines on their sixteenth year. Now, they must train their trauma response. At the age of eighteen, their souls become sealed to their Clan. To prove their partially mortal brains are capable of grasping immortality, they will be dropped into a maze of nightmares in another realm, where they must come out mentally intact after being murdered in thousands of increasingly creative ways.She had never coveted the role of princess. She'd always wanted to be the hero. Warning: The information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this may inadvertently trigger your Correction. If you show great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the Guardians of the In-between. For your soul's protection, you must join one of three Clans of immortals on Earth. You are totally still reading this, aren't you? You've got this. Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Series Universe. This is not a fairy tale. This is a nightmare. BUY IT NOW