Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop - Reginald (Reginald Bakeley ) Bakeley - Bog

Help is on the way! In the tradition of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl, Goblinproofing Ones Chicken Coop shows how to banish those pesky dark Fairy creatures who are ready to thwart every last pleasure, be it gardening, country hikes, or even getting a good nights sleep. In this charming guide, fairy hunter Reginald Bakeley offers practical instructions to clear your home and garden of these unsettling inhabitants, and banish them from youre your chicken coop and kitchen cupboard forever! In Goblinproofing Ones Chicken Coop readers will discover: Why a bustle in ones hedgerow may be cause for alarm. Why a garden fumigator may come in handy on evenings at the pub. Why a toy merchant, a butcher, and a Freemason are among your best allies in the fight against the fey. Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop is the only complete manual on how to identify, track, defend, and, if needed, destroy those bothersome brownies, goblins, dwarves, scheming flower-fairies, and other nasty members of the fairy realm.