Goofs & Piggies - Will Wark - Bog

Hey. Here's the deal: I am 17 years old. My dad makes tons of bucks. My best bud wants me to make out with this chick and tell him all about it; my brother is a creep; and my father keeps telling me to get off my lazy butt and start making something of myself. There is just one difference between me and most other kids my age: My father is the boss of our city's biggest, richest and roughest crime "family." Yes, being me does have some advantages--my teachers are too afraid of Dad to give me bad marks. Trouble is, when my girlfriends ask me, "What does your dad do?" I'm not sure that honesty is always the best policy.Finally, I meet the girl who seems OK with me and my family. Unfortunately, there's a problem with that relationship, too--namely, *her* father is the head of our city's Organized Crime Task Force...and he's the man who wants to bust my dad.