Hook - Melissa Snark - Bog

People who complicate my life earn the business end of my hook.
Funny how that never seems to stop them.

Think I'm exaggerating? I stand accused of colluding with Fomorian raiders who are abducting young mermaids… And one of the Lost Boys I rescued from Neverland is being terrorized by a Faerie nightmare… A dark menace connects the two things. With the help of my pixie companion, I must solve the mystery while evading the interference of my meddlesome ex-lover.

He's sinfully distracting, but the fun must wait.

All those delectable sirens need rescuing.