How I Got Fat - William M Ardrey - Bog

This man is struggling with weight loss, he sometimes wins but not always. He sometimes thinks donuts are good for him.A look Inside The guy next door saw me, pissing in the bushes like I always did. He said he had some females living with him, and he wished that, I would go in the house at times like that. Well, the man did ask nice, so wanting to be a good neighbor, I said OK. I figured if he had any tools, I could probably, borrow them. And he might know how to grow some of the greens, I would need. Also he hadn't said what category, the females were. If the neighbor guy, didn't have any tools, and the girls wouldn't talk, I would Piss on his dog if I saw fit. And I would see fit. I drew pictures of cakes and cookies, then putting Horns and pitchforks, on them. I did this for hours and more hours. Many horns and forks later, it was time to eat. Did I dare trust myself with the Carbs? Could I resist the temptation of gorging myself? Yes I could. After I poured Vinegar on everything, I started my orgies. That damn sour taste cut short, my gorging frenzy. Yeah it was a harsh deal, no doubt. But it was the only deal I was going to give ole self.