How to Fail English With Style - Andrew Lee - Bog

For US High School and College students, English is a required subject every year, and they stink! They still stink now, and they sucked in the 1990s when Andrew Lee slogged through "The Classics" trying to find themes, meaning, and symbols when none seemed to exist in books grown men sleep through while watching movie adaptions in order to score with their wife. As a rebellious youth, Andrew found ways to sneak fun into assignments or ignore them all together. Rather than read Jane Eyre, he penned a conspiracy theory that blamed his classmates for his poor grades. Review book reports, original poems, research papers, and creative writing assignments from days gone by. Do you think an English teacher would fail a millennial teen attempting to countermand the learning environment today?