How to Prepare for Climate Changes! - Mark Revolutionary Twain Jr - Bog

All Intelligent People, Worldwide, should be most Concerned about Climate Changes, which will Effect every Living Thing on the Earth, and especially if the Antarctic and Arctic Ice MELTS, whereby the Sea Level rises by 20 feet or more, whereby entire Cities of Confusion are under Sea Water! Indeed, almost no Nation on Earth would Escape such a Great Disaster with a Capital G and D. Therefore, NOW is the Time to Act Wisely, and get Prepared for the WORST: beCause the Worst might Happen. In Fact, there is no Guarantee from God nor Government that it will not Happen. Almost anything is Possible, including the Switching of the Poles, Violent Earthquakes, Volcanoes Erupting, Horrendous Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Tsunamis, Droughts, Fires, Great Floods, Mudslides, and Landslides. Nevertheless, there is a Way Out, which is by forming "Seven Great Armies of Working Soldiers," who must immediately go to Work for Good Wages, building Beautiful Planned City States, called: "GLORIOUS Swanky Hotels Castles and Fortresses," which will not only Solve the Climate Changing Problems; but, also Solve at least 248 other Massive Problems at the same Time! Yes, that is the Good News that this Inspired Book presents in Understandable English, without Preaching any Lies, nor Selling any Trash! Moreover, if you are too Poor to Afford to Buy it, it is now Time to Visit your nearest Swanky Truth-brary, as opposed to the Public LIE-brary; or otherwise get together with some other Wise People, and pool your Resources! But, do not be Deprived of one of the Best Books in the World, which is Guaranteed to Satisfy the Belly of your Mind, if you Study it Carefully.