Jokes Old and New - Christine Draper - Bog

Lots of fun, clean jokes suitable for teens and adults.

What do you get from a clever oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

Why did the drowning Pharaoh refuse to ask for help?
He was in de Nile.

I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was,in his uniform.
Right away I knew he was a keeper.

Don''t have an argument with Pi.
He''s irrational.

What is a physicist''s favourite food?
Fission chips.

This version of the book is written in UK / Australian English.