Make the Cosmos Great Again! - Vincent Scully - Bog

It's 2028. Eight years earlier, blond-haired Victor Triumph had lost the American Presidential election to actor Leonardo DiCarpaccio after it was discovered that Victor Triumph was actually Julio Rumpero, an illegal alien from Honduras. But claiming the election rigged, he broke up America into four new nations, with him as President of the southern states now called the Triumphant States of America. Along with that catastrophe, coastal cities around the world were flooded by rising ocean levels, and millions of refugees needed a new home. Enter the planet Freeport, an alien world run by humans descended from an 18th century British Navy squadron, with climate change technology and vast open spaces. But when the delegates from Earth first visit Freeport, Midwest President Mark Schillings disappears into the planet's alien brothel world. Triumph calls it a kidnapping and invades, promising "No More Illegal Aliens!" Can the plucky Brits, with their ancient cannons and single shot muskets, defeat Triumph's fleet with all its modern firepower? Thankfully, Emmie Bahtia, an Olympic fencer from San Francisco arrives for a party weekend but ends up saving Wyckham and Freeport, thanks to her skills with a blade and her adept use of social media. Just like the first two books, it's another wild romp, with lots of action, humorous aliens, crude sailors, the amorous Fireflies, shocked Royal Navy officers, and a dose of modern politics-all the craziness you've come to expect in this over-the-top series. This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual people is purely confidential.