Miss Planet Earth - S. E. Anderson - Bog

A pageant queen out of time. A secretive assassin in the wrong body. Space pirates and demented droids. It's been a long day.

Katra Zorento overslept the Milky Way's first ever Miss Universe pageant by 13,000 years. With her visa long since expired, she must return to the planet that once was Earth.... That is, of course, if dashing space pirates don't get in the way. Katra's only allies are a mysterious assassin trapped in a 9 year old's body and a droid with memory issues. But if she survives this, she could win the most valuable crown in the universe...