Mullet Cop - Tom Lintern - Bog

Using the cover of an all-you-can-eat buffet manager, a mall cop and his trusty microwave/supercomputer take on gangs in a futuristic mall.After a near-death experience, a mall cop goes undercover as a manager at an all-you-can-eat buffet. With the help of his coworkers and a supercomputer/microwave called M.I.T.T. (Mall Industries Two Thousand), he takes on crime boss Robogrannie and her gang of thugs!