Oh! Balls! - George Onstot - Bog

Canadian pro golfer Grover Bobbitt is freaking out about the numbers in his life: 40 (his age), 3 (his divorces) and 0 (the number of majors he has won). Knowing how rare it is for a man his age to win a major, he goes to Augusta to take on "The Pr*ck," a boy wonder who's almost as great as he thinks he is. Once there, Grover gets down to business right away but can't help being distracted by the boy wonder's sexy, and available, mom.