Parental Guidance - Avery Flynn - Bog

All I want is to play hockey on the Ice Knights, instead, I'm in a viral video for all the wrong reasons and my mom-yes, my mom-has taken over my dating apps. Then, when I think it can't get any worse, the fates deliver Zara Ambrose, a five-feet-nothing redhead with more freckles than inches and who'd rather be anywhere other than on a date with me.
Now a bet with her friends and my PR nightmare have us both stuck in this go-on-five-dates-with-the-same-person hell situation. But if we band together, we can get the whole thing over with and go on with our lives. It's perfect! No feelings. No future. No fuc- *ahem* fun. No naked fun.
What could go wrong? Nothing-as long as I remember the rules. Don't notice the way she looks in a dress. Don't react when she does that little shivery sigh thing whenever we touch. Don't think about the fact that she's never had a toe-curling orgasm that wasn't self-delivered and just how badly I want to change that.
Five dates-that's it-and then we go our separate ways. At least, that was the plan...