Self Isolation - Brad Gosse - Bog

Use the internet to make friends with new strangers. Throw sharp objects at your brother. Ignoring the danger. Aim a laser pointer from your bedroom window at planes. Try jumping off your roof again and again. Practice throwing a bowling ball at your baby brother. Try firing sharp arrows at your mother. Try some new dance moves out in your bathroom. Make a small campfire in your messy bedroom. Try putting a finger into your cat's butt. Try calling your mother a dirty old slut. If he drives you crazy. Tell your dad to go to hell. Push your mom down the stairs. Tell the cops that she fell. Hide your baby sister from your parents in the attic. If you don't get your way try being dramatic. A great cure for boredom is to eat some junk food. Try sticking your dad's butt to the toilet with glue.