That's Hot - Brad Gosse - Bog

Inspired by Paris Hilton's TikTok challenge. Sugar babies at dad's new place that's hot. Karen asking for the manager at a funeral. That's not. Losing your home in a fire that's hot. Creepy guys offering you candy that's not. A freshly made cup of coffee that's hot. Dead baby under the ice that's not. Summer days at the beach that's hot. Your pet hamster getting herpes that's not. When a baby dies in a fire that's hot. Eating food from the ground that's not. A fire breathing dragon that's hot. Spitting in another kids mouth that's not. Fire roasting marshmallows that's hot. Licking dirty toilet seats that's not. Your homeless grandmothers camp fire. That's hot. Sneezing in another kids drink that's not. Spending eternity in the pits of hell. That's hot. Finding wet balloon tubes in moms room. That's not. A steaming pile of fresh poo that's hot. Kissing dirty doorknobs that's not. A fiery plane crash that's hot. Gary the gorilla getting gonorrhea. that's not