The Adventures of Cosmo and Chancho - David Mark Brown - Bog

Punching history in the face and kicking injustice in the nuts.
When a pentavorite of megalomaniacs attempt to pull the strings of nations, they fail to account for Cosmo and Chancho. One's from the Burmese border of India. The other's from the Texas border of Mexico. From opposite ends of the earth, the'll unravel the threads of a plot so diabolical it will take more than their combined cunning to save the day.