The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes - Mark Geoffrey Young - Bog

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Celtics' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Celtics' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Celtics' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Celtics' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Celtics' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Celtics' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Celtics' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Celtics' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Celtics' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***