The Encyclopedia of Male Usefulness - M T Books - Bog

THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MALE USEFULNESS After 36 years of painstaking research, and interviews with men and women the length and breadth of the land, comes this brave new polemic by the acclaimed journalist and gender commentator M. T. Books. Completely re-evaluating the role of men in interpersonal relationships and wider society, Books reveals a new truth in his uniquely text-free style: basically, it's that DIY really is just a case of picking up a hammer, so by and large men are, as suspected, a waste of space. The ideal gift for all women (and indeed men), the book features an introduction, chapter headings including Stuff Men Are Actually Good At, Male Guide To Foreplay, and Things Men Can Do That Women Can't Do Better (And With Less Of A Fuss), and a nice shiny cover - in between all that, you'll find 67 lovely blank pages, containing absolutely nothing. "As empty as my husband's Big List of Original Present Ideas". GUARDIAN "A woman of few words, all of them meaningful". TIMES "Offensive". WILL MORAN, AUTHOR, LIKE YOUR FRIENDS Other EMPTY BOOKS include: THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS EVERYTHING COOL ABOUT BANKERS THE INTEGRITY OF PIERS MORGAN THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE VERY BEST OF STOKE GOOD REASONS TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD