The Environmentalists' Paradise! - Mark Revolutionary Twain Jr - Bog

"The Environmentalists' Paradise" is much more than just a "Funny Book," even though it does have a Fair Amount of Humor in it, just to keep the Attention of the Readers, if that is Possible. After all, most Americans have an Attention Span of less than one Minute, and certainly have no Intentions of "Wasting" 10$ on a "Silly Book," which Capitalizes 50% or more of the Words, which is Proof that the Author must not know HOW to RIIT Properly. However, we can Assure you that our Selected King, is a GENIUS of Sorts, who knows how to Spook Away his Worst Enemies, who might Try to Kill him for Revealing too many Truths, who would not even Capitalize "BITE," if Alligators took Big Bites Out of their own Buttockses! Indeed, for the Lack of Capitalizing TRASH, and making a BIG Issue about those Trash Dumps, Worldwide, we now have tens of thousands of Capitalist Trash Dumps, which are Environmental Disasters for Air, Waters, Lands, Plants, Animals and Peoples, which no one knows HOW to Clean Up: beCause, "it is like Rearranging the Furniture on the Sinking Titanic," as the saying goes. In Fact, we are now Running OUT of Places to Bury all such Capitalist Trash. For Example, one such Dump is found on Long Island, just outside of New York City, which is no less than 5 Miles Long and a half Mile Wide, which takes in no less than 400 Railroad Boxcars of Trash and Garbage per Workday, which is mostly "Out of Sight," and therefore, "Out of Mind." However, it is a Disgraceful Shame with a Capital D and S: beCause it is like an Environmental Abscess on the American Brains, which no one knows HOW to get Rid of, nor Stop Multiplying - except for our Selected King, who Proposes that we Build Beautiful Planned City States, which are Designed to Produce very little Trash, or no Trash at all in some Cases: because that is Physically Possible and most Practical. After all, who Wants or Needs any such Trash while Picking and Eating Sweet Fruits from their own Fruit Trees? Indeed, most of the Trash is Related with Unnatural Plastic Packaging Materials for Meats and Drinks and Things that do not come in their own Natural Packages - such as those Sweet Juicy Fruits and Nuts, even though many Products are Designed for the Trash Dumps: beCause Capitalism is in a Race with itself to Produce more and more Trash, just to keep everyone Working! However, our Selected King Proposes a MARVELOUS New Plan, whereby almost everyone can become Moderately RICH, and not Lack any Good Thing on the Earth, beginning with Fresh Clean Air, Pure Living Water, Wholesome Natural Foods, Secure Fireproof Tornado-proof Insurance-proof Stone Dome Homes, Home-craft Workshops and Sales Shops with Polished Marble Walls, Granite Floors, Agate Windows, large Cisterns for Water Storage, Elevators, Subway Electric Trains, and LUSCIOUS All-Mineral Organic Gardens in Great TERRACES: so that no Space is Wasted. In short, each City State will be an Environmentalist's PARADISE! Therefore, rather than Waste 15$ on another single Meal of Hog Slop and/or Dog Foods, be Wise for yourself, and spend that Money Judiciously on something that will Enlighten and Satisfy your Mind, while also Entertaining the whole Family, Friends, and Naaberz, who can Share this Inspired Book, and Feast on its Great Truths for Years to come, which will not Cause any Chronic Constipation of the Mind; but, it might Loosen Up some of that Horrible Stink that now Lodges in some of the Minds in Washington, District of Criminals, who have no Reasonable Solutions for anything: beCause of having their Heads Stuck in the Sewage Pipes of Capitalism and DUMBmocracy, which has been Afraid to Speak Up for itself - until NOW! {See: "Are Americans the Most STUPID People who ever Lived?" (HOW Working People can PROSPER and Live in PEACE Under the Rulership of a RIGHTEOUS KING!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!}