The last day of Nimble Timms - Stephen Jager - Bog

Nimble Timms, an exceptionally busy landlord with narcolepsy, a stutter, and the temperament of a koala, has just bought his archaeologist wife the ultimate gift for their twentieth wedding anniversary. All he needs to do is screw in one light bulb and he's done for the day. How hard can that be in a building with an overactive grapevine, a baby elephant stuck in the foyer and a knife-wielding serial killer?