The M'oron - A Zouev - Bog

And He created the book in seven hours.. With worldwide religious beliefs in a downward spiral, I have taken it upon myself to start a new religion: The Church of ALEXANDER ZOUEV. Our manifesto? The M'oron. This is an updated version of the King James Bible (Old Testament) where all 6,758 mentions of God or Lord is replaced by me, your new savior, 'ALEXANDER ZOUEV'. Other biblical characters also get a makeover: 'Jesus' is now 'The Dude', Moses becomes 'My Man', the 'Devil' is 'Hitler', and the Virgin Mary becomes the 'Virgin Miley'. Kayne and Kim reprise their roles as Adam and Eve. Also, every mention of Israel is now Palestine, Jerusalem has become Disneyland, and 'children' have become 'little boys', plus many more surprises...