The Mummy's Curse - Authors and Dragons - Bog

Like most girls her age at Shady View Elementary School, Shania has dreams of settling down with a nice boy, raising a couple kids of her own, finally passing the second grade, and maybe one day even whoring on the corner outside Hello Titty.All these dreams are put on hold when her teacher awakens an ancient evil that has been slumbering for millennia.Will Shania ever find love? Can she save her town from this ancient Egyptian menace? Does she have what it takes to break the Mummy's Curse?Be warned, this is not a story for the faint of heart or weak of bladder. It may cause palpitations, uncomfortable rashes, or untimely erections. It may even give you... Shingles.