The Princess and the Pea and What Really Happened - Rich Linville - Bog

In a castle, the Prince is upset. He cries, "Why can't I find a Princess to marry!" The Prince says, "Something is always wrong with every Princess that I meet. Some have no manners. Other Princesses are conceited or too selfish." Outside the castle is a girl named Princess. She is not a real princess. She is lost and stuck out in the rain. She has found a crown in the ground and puts it on just for fun.