The Self-Sufficient Princess - Sanguine Addams - Bog

Princess Nightengale may be the first princess in history to lock herself in a tower. Her life was wonderful, filled with life-sustaining pizza rolls, video games and waking at the crack of noon. That was until a dragon arrives to break the news that she is intended to wed by her eighteenth birthday. Cue the moronic suitors, who represent every agonizingly stereotypical male, that come to claim her hand (and maybe a few other body parts) in marriage. With the aid of Mittens, her newfound dragon friend, and her talking mirror Reflexa, our heroine must thwart off the onslaught of tiresome men looking to take her for their prize.
At her birthday gala, our princess must claim her position in the royal family as princess, a task that she may or may not undertake. Nightengale has no intention of joining the family business. Her renouncement and her engagement are only a few days away. How is a young girl to handle being dragged kicking and screaming into adulthood?
Enjoy this modern-day fairy tale, filled to the brim with pop culture Easter eggs and overflowing with humor and see how a self-sufficient princess handles the trials of social media while still trying to keep her wits about her in this new era coming-of-age story.