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HONORABLE MENTION: CT Press Club Professional Communications Contest for Humor3000 original jokes grouped as:Trump and CompanyNonsensical Science, Philosophy, History, and ReligionLetter, Number, and Grammar PlaySpeaking in Tongues - Word Play in Two LanguagesNever Grow Up - General FunBedtime Whimsy and RomancePithy jokes for every taste and mood and occasion.

Some say humour is life; others say biology is life. Welcome to another instalment of the Fantastic Joke Book series. We will be roasting all biology disciplines, from botanists who are a sap for word puns to geneticists whose funny bone will be tickled so hard their genes will unravel. Ask and you shall receive. Our fans have asked for even more content, so we pulled it off! It has more puns, more jokes, more witticisms than ever before. Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and like a good stomach virus, let the laughs explode from you in an infectious fit. Remember, if life gives you mould, make Penicillin!

Jewish humor has defined comedy in 20th-century America.

The follow-up to Ian Allen's uproarious Embarassing Dad Jokes, Even More Embarrassing DAD JOKES takes the 'dad joke book' to new dimensions!

What if I told you, you are funnier than you think? This adult joke book contains 69 of the funniest jokes that you can retell in your own words. Laughter has been proven to reduce blood pressure so why not help spread good health around. The theme of this book is relationships and in particular, dating, marriage, family, divorce and sex. With a selection of short, medium, and longer jokes, because size does matter, you will be splitting your sides with laughter in no time. You will cringe and you will laugh from the tame to the lame, to the lewd and slightly crude, but there is something here to tickle everyone's funny bone.

Q: Why is that baby still in diapers? A: I’ll give you two reasons: number one and number two.Calling new dads! Cackle and eye-roll your way through baby’s first year with 365 hilariously horrible dad jokes for parents who have no idea what they’re in for. Classically corny plus new cringe, these jokes help first-time dads take a load off, tickle their loved ones, and give baby their first giggly groan. New Dad, Same Bad Jokes won’t make it easier to be a new parent, but it will soften the blow with some hearty LOLs, new-dad tips, and prompts to document the messy, endearing, and hilarious moments of first-time fatherhood. While baby might still be little, this dad joke book is full-groan!Inside, Dad will find:A joke a day for baby’s first year! Baby jokes and a whole lot more. 365 classic puns, one-liners, and Q&As to give you a zing when that coffee won’t quite cut it. Hilariously useful Dad Hacks. Stop pee mid-air? Wrap baby like a burrito? Help mom eat one-handed? Tips you didn’t know you needed to survive year one. Space to record early memories of baby. Prompts to jot down the sweet, the silly, the stinky as baby grows from swaddled to swindler.

In a year where we all need to work on our laughter lines, this collection of jokes will make you laugh, smile and groan in equal measure.

This book is entertaining, thought provoking and educational. Children will experience a visual treat of multi-colored pictures as well as cute, outrageous characters depicting the answers to the riddles. Many young kids, just learning to read, will love being able to answer some of the riddles by simply looking at the pictures and guessing the answers. Hopefully, this will encourage them to read more as they make these exciting connections.

Reprint of Archer Taylor's collection of riddles from oral tradition in the British Isles and in the English-speaking part of the Western Hemisphere originally published in 1951.

Looking for a perfect gift book with JOKES, SECRET GAME, AND ILLUSTRATIONS? Here you go!Would you rather have a super-strong body made of sand; or be able to lengthen your neck without limit; or have another pair of eyes at the back of your head?With this super powerful book, the options are limitless.Boys and girls of all ages love jokes, magic and superheroes. This book is full of such things.The main hero always has tough decisions to make. How to choose one of two remarkable superpowers? What's the most suitable transport for someone who is about to save the world? And so on...While reading this astounding book, boys and girls have to solve some dangerous puzzles and find themselves in the shoes of the main character of the book.As kids choose WOULD YOU RATHER scenarios, they're sure to get the giggles! Plus, every silly joke inside this book is hilariously illustrated!Kids of age from 5 to 11 years old love to come up with their variations of scenarios. That's how they skyrocket creativity, quickly improve logical reasoning skills, and instantly develop a brilliant sense of humor."YES or NO" Crazy Questions Game casually provides important life lessons. Silly riddles and questions mentioned in this fun word game are hilarious. While at first, it seems they are not related to the scenarios, when you realize how they are connected, the game becomes even more awesome.It is amazing to play this game with parents, grandmas, grandpas, uncles, aunties, teachers, and elder siblings. Undoubtedly, the whole family, church, and school class will enjoy playing this fun quiz game.In this joke book, your boy or girl will discover: 80 Silly "Would You Rather" situations which will make little kids cry with laughterScenarios related to their favorite superheroes and superpowersScenarios related to the most amazing random facts from the animal world40 Ultra-funny unique hand-drawn illustrations picturing every single scenarioCrazy Questions Game with 80 incredible "Do you believe it or not" questionsMind-blowing answers with hard-to-believe explanations backed up with the facts from real lifeReferences to some of the oddest marvels which took place in the real worldand much more...This book can be a corny bathroom reader and a top gift idea for the best friend's birthday party, holiday, and even without an occasion.You can read it in a kindergarten, elementary school, backyard, beach, park, other outdoor space, summer camp, waiting room, airport, train station, boat, plane, metro, bus, car ride, and so on.Looking for backseat road trip activities for kids? That will work, too.According to one of my readers, it could have become an award-winning book if there was such a thing as a crazy game-book award. So your sons and daughters (as well as grandsons and granddaughters, nephews, and nieces, and kids of your best friends) will enjoy it!Funny fact! Some moms and dads use this book to compile lunchbox jokes for kids.Lastly! A few children used it as a coloring book and emailed me some jolly drawings of the book's main hero celebrating Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year. It was a very touching gift, indeed!P.S. Please, check out the reviews and you'll see even kids and teenagers give their feedback. So it's definitely recommended as a gift for 5-11-year-old boys and girls.Thus, if you want to make your kid laugh like a hyena, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Medium, moderate training for the mind and energy for the brain. - 200 KaKuro sudoku puzzle 9x9 ] 10x10 + 12x12 + 15x15. - 100 Su-Kro-Kuro sudoku puzzles 11x11 + 12x12. - 100 Number Cross Sudoku - 25 puzzles 9x9, 25 puzzles 10x10, 25 puzzles 11x11 and 25 puzzles 12x12 medium levels. Unique puzzlesKakuro is a logical numerical puzzle, the mathematical equivalent of a crossword puzzle. In the cells it is necessary to place the numbers from 1 to 9, there are inactive cells (marked in black). In cells with given numerical values, the upper right value indicates the sum of the digits in the row, and the value from the lower left position is equal to the sum of the digits of the column below the cell. For example, the number 6 can be represented as a sum of 2 and 4 or 1 and 5; the same numbers (3 and 3) are not allowed. Su-Kro-Kuro puzzles. ("Sukrokuro" - the name of the puzzle is made up of parts of the words "Sudoku," "Kropki," and "Kakuro") combines elements of three puzzles: Sudoku, Sudoku-points, and Kakuro. The task is a square grid with white and black cells. It is necessary to fill white cells with numbers so that in each row and in each column each number from 1 to N would meet only once. In black cells, the upper right value is the sum of the numbers in the row, and the value from the bottom left is the sum of the column numbers below the cell. If the numbers in neighboring cells differ by one, then there is a point on the border between them. If there is no point between two adjacent cells, the numbers in these cells differ by more than one. Number Cross Sudoku. The number cross is a square grid with numbers. The solution is to shade some cells. The first row and the top row of numbers show the sum of the numbers in white cells in the corresponding row or column. + 250 sudokus difficult level that can be downloaded and printed.+ 250 maze puzzles that can be downloaded and printed.Only 1 verified answer. All answers are at the end of the book. Puzzles are exclusive. An excellent book for free time and mind exploration.I hope you enjoy the book.Best regards, Basford Holmes

Clean jokes listed by month: recalled, modified, or thought up by William Shagbark Hubbell