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From the stand-up comedian behind the phenomenally successful Facebook page Rory's Stories, this look back at the lighter side of lockdown is filled with Rory's trademark banter and observational gems. It will make you nostalgic for outdoor dining in the rain and loo roll shortages!

A humorous guide to how your cat''s mind works.

Author T.J. Russ is determined to do everything possible to keep Hillary Clinton out of the White House, and this book contains all the reasons why she will make a great President. WARNING: This book contains all blank pages, making a fun political statement. For more information, bulk purchasing, or additional titles, please visit www.TerenceStormPublishing.com.

The Fifth Installment of the Addicted Animal series-a parody of the hit show Breaking Bad. The crossover you didn't know you needed.If You Give A Lab A Lab: Barking Bad is a gritty, yet adorable story about a Labrador Retriever who rises from lovable family pet to ruthless dog-treat kingpin after he creates a special blue biscuit that hooks the neighborhood dogs. A gripping tale of power, deception, and chew toys, this fifth book in the Addicted Animal Series takes an unflinching look at what happens when a "good boy" goes bad.

There are other guidebooks aimed at helping you cope with the emotional and practical challenges of losing a loved one, but none have been written by a comedy writer whose therapeutic training went no further than a bachelor's program in psychology, and who has lived through this terrible experience and emerged intact enough to write a bunch of jokes about it. What The Daily Show's America (The Book) was to civics, Amy Sedaris' I Like You was to entertaining, and The Onion's Our Dumb Century was to the historical record of the 20th century, Jason Roeder's hilarious (and often moving) Griefstrike! is to death, mourning, and getting on with your life.

WRITING ABOUT MUSIC IS HARD?AND THIS BOOK PROVES IT 101 TIMES OVERIt's happened to all of us who read about rock music: you come across a piece about a hot music scene and the writer thinks they're being clever by exclaiming, ?There must be something in the water!? Or maybe a couple of musicians have started a new project that's ?risen from the ashes? of their previous band. There's a million of those dumb things that rock critics say. Well, OK, maybe just a hundred and one. And they're all duly immortalized in legendary rock journalist Michael Azerrad's Rock Critic Law: 101 Unbreakable Rules for Writing Badly About Music. Fed up, in a bemused sort of way, with all these well-worn tropes of the trade, Azerrad began tweeting them with the hashtag #RockCriticLaw, and the author's righteous tirade struck a chord with both readers and writers of rock criticism, who greeted each new dispatch with gales of derisive laughter or self-flagellating mea culpas. Written as a set of inviolable rules to be followed only by the very worst writers, Rock Critic Law is a wickedly droll exposé of the hackneyed metaphors, knee-jerk clichés and lazy thinking that have long dogged music journalism. In Rock Critic Law, Azerrad has collected the worst offenders.Merciless, snarky, and loving underneath it all, Rock Critic Law is redeemed by artwork from OG-Seattle-scenester-turned-renowned-illustrator Edwin Fotheringham. The rock & roll love child of Elements of Style and The Devil's Dictionary, Rock Critic Law is a unique appreciation of music writing from one of its own.

Our newest Adult Mad Libs features 21 hilarious, over the top stories all about everyone's favorite topic--food and wine! You can buy one for all the food-obsessed people in your life (i.e., everyone).

"The definitive compendium of things you absolutely, positively must not eat, drink, wear, take, grow, make, buy, use, do, permit, believe, or let yourself be exposed to, including an awful lot of toxic, lethal, horrible stuff that you thought was safe, good, or healthy; all sorts of really bad people who are out to get, cheat, steal from, or otherwise take advantage of you; and a whole host of existential threats and looming dooms that make global warming, giant meteors, and planetary pandemics look like a walk in the park (with its high risk of skin cancer, broken bones, bee stings, allergic seizures, animal attacks, criminal assaults, and lightning strikes)."

This hilarious makeover of the Mayan calendar sends up end-of-the-world predictions and apocalyptic jitters, while serving as a fully-functional datebook planner. Lavishly illustrated and chock-full of dubious historical notes, this book reinterprets ancient glyphs and gaffes in light of our modern world to illustrate just how prescient the Mayans might have been. Along the way it lampoons doomsayers from Nostradamus to Harold Camping and offers tips galore on how to survive until December 21, 2012...and beyond? It's the final word on the end of everything and the last datebook you'll ever need. This is the deluxe, full-color edition.

Ode to Alcohol Mad Libs is the perfect party accessory! The 21 stories inside pay homage to everyone's favorite type of liquid: alcohol, of course! This book makes the perfect gift for all the party animals in your life.

Who is Rampaging Roy Slaven? An Australian icon, a raconteur, an athlete of unsurpassable - and some may say improbable - sporting feats. Whether it was riding Rooting King to another Melbourne Cup victory, commentating the Olympics or hobnobbing with the country's upper crust, Rampaging Roy Slaven has lived an extraordinary life.But even some of the greatest men come from humble beginnings. Before he shot to fame as Australia's most talented sportsman, he was just another kid in Lithgow, trying to avoid Brother Connell's strap and garner the attention of Susan Morgan from the local Catholic girls school.Blessed follows one year in the life of the boy who would become Rampaging Roy Slaven, a boy who, even at the age of fifteen, knew he was destined for greatness but had to get through high school first.

Countless New JestsReside InsideI must be a great layI heard someone say'With that huge thingHe's The Lie-On King'We call our electricity bill,Sadly unpaid,The chargeOf the lights brigadeThe wife trims our hedgeWith my nail scissors'Cutting hedge technology'Is her clipped apology

The perfect gift for a brother, especially for the hard-to-buy guy. Funny true and little-known facts about brothers, real and very funny family stories, new jokes about brothers, unusual brother facts, world records, hilarious and enlightening quotes, and much more in this amusing new book created by bestselling writers Bruce Miller and Team Golfwell.Stories of family bonding and supporting each other throughout lifeOlder and younger brother's true storiesCelebrity quotesWarmhearted words from older and younger brothers for their sisterA great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytimeAnd lots more much more in this amusing new book.This book makes a memorable and enjoyable holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, birthday gift, or a gift for any occasion and will bring a smile to his face.This is a gift any brother will remember for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "e;We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."e; - Winston ChurchillGet this unique book and bring back priceless family memories!

Do you want to be rich? Really rich? Like, Tom Selleck rich? Buy this book and we guarantee a lifetime of obscene wealth---or your money back!*The Florida Panhandle's most renowned top-gun entrepreneurs, The Dollar Bills, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to get rich fast and look great doing it:--Learn "The 5 Cs of Credit" (Cancun, Convertibles, Cognac, Chinchilla Coats, Cuticles)--Invest in exotic pets and floating assets (i.e., cigarette boats, pontoon boats, and other personal watercraft)--Get to know Freddie Mac, and learn why he should be respected (he was the hard-hitting, two-time Pro Bowl safety for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the mid-'80s)Loaded!: Become a Millionaire Overnight and Lose 20 Pounds in 2 Weeks, or Your Money Back shares all these hot tips, and many, many more--from the investing pair with the Midas touch! Turn your life---and your bathroom fixtures---to 24-karat gold with The Dollar Bills!*We're never giving you your money back.

The world around you is a dangerous place. It's teeming with savages, thugs, angry toddlers, and disgruntled clowns. And every one of them is secretly mulling a scenario that ends with them kicking you square in the junk. What do you do if you want to take on The Batman and live to brag about it to your kids? What do you do if a rabid alligator picks a fight with your little sister? What do you do if the beloved star of "Forrest Gump" tells you to "shut the hell up" in front of a huge crowd?You read this book. It offers simple, effective instructions for beating up zombies, robots, co-workers-anything. The only limits are your imagination... and your habit of not following through on things, and possibly your uncoordinated, at times comically frail body.

Includes a new "boreword" by the author.

Over four million people visit Yellowstone National Park every year. Many visitors access the park through the Cody, Wyoming, area. While most visitors wish to see Yellowstone, some are looking to enjoy recreation outside the park during their stay. This handbook is targeted towards the non-park tourists.This book highlights popular recreational activities in the area like hiking, fishing, and camping. Expect tips and suggestions for safely going it alone, as well as a handful of businesses that can help maximize the experience. The handbook is written from a candid, local perspective. It also includes other perspectives like, "how to irritate the locals" and "ways to get hurt." This handbook is a good companion for anyone interested in visiting the area or anyone else looking for educational levity!

Puff, puff, pass! Our newest original Adult Mad Libs features 21 hilarious all about pot and pot culture. It's the perfect thing to play with your friends when you're stoned! (Fritos optional.)