Fagbøger for børn og unge: humor og vittigheder

Max og Meta skal bare passe Metas fætter, Walter. Men ensnak om vands tilstandsformer får Meta til at knipse, ogpludselig er de blevet til to dråber vand på vej rundt i vandetskredsløb. De starter i havet og ender som det reneste drikkevand.Undervejs er de bl.a. en tur igennem Walters krop ognede i grundvandet.Historien er både skør og magisk, men også meget lærerig.Det er selvfølgelig lige ved at gå galt for Max og Meta og denlille finurlige flue, men som altid ender det hele godt.Bøgerne om Max og Meta tager udgangspunkt i børns undrenover alt det fantastiske, som omgiver os: farver, planter, sanser,lyd, naturkræfter, himmellegemer og meget andet.Seriens bøger kan læse højt for børn fra 4-5 år og læses afbørnene selv, når de bliver lidt ældre.På forlagets hjemmeside er der opgaver, quizzer og forslag tilsjove og lærerige aktiviteter. Find det hele – inkl. den herligeMax og Meta-sang ”Blot et knips” – på forlaget-meta.dk

Let the wild imaginations of children run free with this hilarious and interactive read-aloud book!With vibrant illustrations of animals in preposterous settings, budding readers will be captivated by the joy of rhyming structures and speech patterns. As they giggle, smile, and laugh at each page, their rhyming and reading skills will be enhanced. Imaginations will be sparked as children imagine their own ridiculous rhymes. From a chicken that lived in a kitchen, to a pig with a crazy-haired wig, and even a whale that befriended a snail, this book has something for everyone. If you enjoyed B.J. Novak's The Book with No Pictures or Mo Willems' Elephant & Piggie series, Animal Antics: A Rhyming Book of Creatures Big and Small is sure to delight.Whether read at home, in the classroom, or gifted to a friend, this charming book will bring smiles to the faces of its audience.Purchase yours today and bring joy to the special children in your life! ¿The perfect gift for kids ages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 and grades K-2If this book left your little ones giggling, be sure to check out the newly released follow-up book Animal Antics in the Garden: A Rhyming Book of Critters and Creatures to continue the fun!

¡Los crayones cobran vida en esta divertida historia sobre el respeto y la amabilidad hacia los útiles escolares! Algunos niños no lo piensan dos vecesCuando tienden la mano a Rojo,Lo agarran con los dedosY lo rompen con enojo.Compra este libro para reírte, acurrucarte en la noche o para tu maestro favorito. ¡Perfecto para la vuelta al cole!

Enseña bondad a todas las personas y cosas. Un libro hilarante, con rimas y leído en voz alta que es perfecto para el primer o cualquier día de clases. En la escuela, a veces los niñosse sientan con rudeza y sin preocupación.Y vaya, vaya, nos duele,simplemente, ¡no es justa su acción!Compra este libro para reírte, acurrucarte en la noche o para tu maestro favorito.

Get ready to embark on a sidesplitting journey filled with giggles, guffaws, and gut-busting hilarity! This book is your ticket to a world of laughter, where the silliest jokes and wittiest riddles await you.Inside these pages, you'll discover a treasure trove of knee-slappers, puns, and clever one-liners that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you're a seasoned jokester or just starting your comedic journey, there's something here for everyone.From knock-knock jokes that'll leave you in stitches to animal-themed puns that'll have you roaring with laughter, "Laugh Out Loud" is the ultimate source of amusement for kids of all ages. Share these jokes with your friends, family, and even your pet hamster - because laughter knows no bounds!Remember, a day without laughter is like a day without sunshine. So, let's dive into the wonderful world of jokes and create a symphony of laughter that'll echo through the corridors of your imagination.Are you ready to laugh out loud? Then turn the page and let the chuckles begin!

A collection of thoughtful and funny poetry for thoughtful and funny children. Humorous, silly, and serious poems inspired by Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, and Bruce Lansky, as well as Mister Rogers. This collection by the author of Cenzontle/Mockingbird: Songs of Empowerment and You Know What I'm Sayin'?, includes discussion questions and writing and creative prompts for independent reading or adult guidance or classroom or book club discussions. Includes black-and-white illustrations by the author's young son.Middle-Grade (2nd--6th grade)idioms, puns, alliteration, rhythm and rhymingquestions for discussion (self, parents, teachers, book clubs, etc.)occasional writing or drawing promptsgreat for bed-time or read-aloudsSome poems are translated by the author from English to Spanish for use in bilingual settings.

"It's wild out there for baby animals, but nature's superdads can handle it all. A great horned owl dad brings home tasty prey to his nest, while a sandgrouse dad carries precious water on his feathers across the desert for his thirsty chicks. Wolf dads love a game of tug-of-war with their rambunctious pups, glass frog dads protect their eggs from predators with powerful kicks, and kiwi dads sit on their eggs for eighty days, keeping them safe and warm. And did you know that giant water bug dads can tote a whopping 150 eggs on their backs while doing push-ups? The team behind Supermoms! delivers another humorous and fascinating look into wild parenting, highlighting how superdads from seahorses to gorillas feed, protect, nurture, and even incubate their babies. The comics-panel format, with its lively art and cheeky comments from offspring, makes for an engaging read. Back matter includes bonus super facts about each animal and recommendations for more children's books, websites, and episodes to explore"--

"Meet Birtle! Everyone is a turtle in Turtletown. So when Tootie meets Teeny, she thinks that Teeny must be a turtle, too. Tootie and Teeny do everything together--until one day, Teeny starts sprouting feathers. Is Teeny a turtle at all, or is she something else?"--

WARNING! SMILES HIDDEN INSIDEThe Snuv and his skunk are an unhappy pair, but they've got grand plans for great change. Join in on the wild adventure that awaits, and don't forget your giggles. This rhyming story was written to build happy hearts and healthy habits while delighting readers time and again with fanciful illustrations, colorful phrases, and fantastic characters. Designed to become a favorite bedtime story for both parents and children, this book is also ideal for young readers who want to practice reading aloud.

Are you ready to be amoosed? All set to laugh at some udderly ridiculous cow jokes? Well, you've come to the right place. This is an entire book of the best (and worst) cow jokes! Yes, you heard that right. 100% cow. Have you ever wondered how many jokes you can make around the word 'moo'? Well, the answer is... a lot! Some will make you laugh, some will make you groan, and some might make you go, "Er, hey what?" and then laugh! In these illustrated pages you'll find some old favourites, some new ones - let's call them 'future classics' - and then there are some very special 'niche' jokes. Every joke comes with its own explanation, so even the youngest future comedians will be sure to 'get' every single joke.Of course, they are all family friendly and suitable for little kids, big kids, silly grown up and basically, anyone who loves cows. And let's face it, we all love cows, right?!And, as an added bonus, there's a special bonus page with top tips on how to write your own jokes. And as an ever bigger bonus, the more that kids (and grown ups) play around with words and puns, the more it encourages verbal dexterity. Basically, it makes you a word Jedi: helping build confidence in playing with words and understanding phonics.Are you ready to be a-MOO-sed? This is an entire book of jokes about cows. Not only is every page illustrated, but every joke is explained, so you are guaranteed to 'get' every single joke. All clean, all family friendly! A perfect gift for anyone who loves to laugh. Suitable for everyone, including:books about cowscow jokesjokes about cowsfunny jokes about cowswhat can I get someone who likes cowsgift for a cow personideas for cow giftcow fancy dress costume with joke bookgifts for someone who likes cowsthings to go with a cow calendarfunny gifts for kids aged 3funny gifts for kids aged 4funny gifts for kids aged 5funny gifts for kids aged 6funny gifts for kids aged 7funny gifts for kids aged 8funny gifts for kids aged 9funny gifts for kids aged 10funny gifts for kids aged 11best gift for kids 5-7best gift for kids 4-6best gift for kids 4-5best gift for kids 6-7best gift for kids 7-8best gift for kids 8-9best gift for kids 7-9best gift for kids 10-11best gift for kids 9-10

"Got ghosts? Then you've come to right book! Hugo is a ghost expert, and he can tell you exactly how to boot out your boo. After all, he got rid of his ghost, no problem! He knows everything there is to know about ghosts, he has the proper ghost-hunting equipment, and he can offer five handy tips to remove your ghost forever. But has Hugo really gotten rid of his ghost? And are ghosts really that scary? Would it be so bad to keep a ghost around? They might actually be good company if you just give them a chance ... A silly, laugh-out-loud graphic novel for very young readers that breaks the fourth wall. It's a lighthearted look at friendship and the meaning of true companionship. The relationship between Hugo and his ghost is irresistible. The reader watches Hugo deny his friendship with his ghost for the purpose of writing his Haunted Handbook about how to get rid of a ghost, until he finally succumbs and realizes the value of the camaraderie the two of them share."--

Energetic, optimistic Pup and cool, thoughtful best friend Dragon hatch a plan to win first prize at the science fair: they will catch a real dinosaur.

"Puff the wisp of air leads young readers on an adventure that reveals air's role in the atmosphere and its impact on life on earth"--

Mød Rumle og Bob, de bedsteste venner i verden!Rumle og Bob melder sig til en talentkonkurrence med deres nye ven, spøgelset Luna. Men Luna bliver så genert på scenen, at hun helt forsvinder, så de små monstre med de STORE FØLELSER må hjælpe hende!Tilsæt en dårlig tryllestav, en løs tiger og en vild rutsjebanetur, og du får en masse truende KATASTROFER!Kommer Rumle og Bob nogensinde til at optræde med deres SUPERSEJE TRYLLESHOW?

Think your wildest wish can't come true? Just wait! It's his firstday at school and Stanley wishes he could disappear. He can hardlybelieve it when, after a spill at the science fair, POOF! Stanleyis invisible! Stanley wants to use his power for good whichmeans going up against the one person who can make him visible again...