Cat at Christmas - Candy Rae - Bog

This book is written by Sammy the Cat, edited for public consumption by Candy Rae. Sammy is a real cat. This is the story of Tree Bobble Time, from his perspective. Christmas is celebrated for the benefit of cats. Humans would do well to remember this. He sees the Christmas world from the perspective that all things belong to cats, including presents, food, and the tree.Quotes from 'Cat at Christmas': 'Cats like to climb, and Myup and me were no exception.'Up we went.'Down we went.'Down we went along wif the tree.'We hit the ground wif a thump and a crash, accompanied by the merry little tinkles of breaking bobbles.''I have noticed that humans almost never eat anyfing that has been licked by another. Small humans do this a lot with bags of sweeties.''Cat at Christmas' is written using British English with a Scottish flavour. There are spelling differences between British English and the English as written and spoken in other parts of our wonderful, diverse world. There are also spelling differences between Human English and Cat English. Where Cat English predominates, cat won the argument.PLANET WOLF(1) Wolves and War - (2) Conflict and Courage - (3) Homage and Honour - (4) Dragons and Destiny - (5) Valour and Victory - (6) Ambition and Alavidha - (7) Paws and Planets - (8) Tales and TailsDRAGON WULF(1) Journey and Jeopardy - (2) Gossamer and Grass - (3) Flames and FreedomFLYING COLOURS(1) Rascals and Renegades - (2) Outlaws and Overlords - (3) Sparkles and Sphinxes (forthcoming)T'QUEL MAGIC(1) Ephemeral Boundary - (2) Enduring Barrier - (3) Eternal BulwarkMULTIVERSE MUDDLE (forthcoming)(1) Vampyre Crypt - (2) Faie Castle - (3) Shadow Cave - (4) Demon CitadelSAMMY THE CAT(1) Cat in Charge - (2) Cat at Christmas - (3) Dog not in ChargeKILL BY CUR