Cocks From Outer Space - Richard Little - Bog

General One-Eyed Snake is about to embark on a mission to save his home planet of Genitalia. Not since the War of the Assholes has Snake witnessed such chaos. A deadly disease threatens all life, one spread by human intervention: an STD. Across the Uryne, the Cuntry has fallen. It's only a matter of time before the Cockland falls, too. Joined by Colonel Big Black, Private Chode, and Private Japseye, Snake will travel to Earth in order to retrieve a cure before all is lost. But time isn't the only thing against him. Private Japseye's balls are bubbling and aching; he's been injected with something by a traitor, someone who wants to sabotage the mission. Joined by the workers of a sex shop, the squad will have to endure the horrors and confusion on planet Earth. And with bizarre animals, humans, and even clowns in their way, do they have what it takes? It's a job fit only for rock hard members. Cocks from Outer Space... It's ridickulous.