Dumbness is a Dish Best Served Cold (Dear Dumb Diary: Deluxe) - Jim Benton - Bog

An extra-special, extra-hilarious new diary in POB with full-color illustrations!Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever -- but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. The only problem? She has to come up with a recipe . . . that people would actually want to eat.Since Jamie's sophisticated observations about food include, "I think that if you're going to talk with your mouth full, it should be full of donuts. This way, the thingsyou say will sound nicer, as they are covered with deliciousness molecules," this contest is guaranteed to be a hilarious disaster!