Bøger af C D Overstreet

What would you do if you and the person you love most had limitless resources and one year to live? Jamie and Carla have decided that their life is perfect and rather than see if it inevitably crumbles, they have elected to end it on a high note. Giving themselves exactly one year to travel the world and do anything they want the girls are off on the adventure of a lifetime. They're travelling the world handing out donations to charities and in between they are facing death defying tasks which may kill them before they manage it themselves, meeting amazing people, and just plain having fun. And at the end they plan to end it. Meanwhile a man has been sent to stop them. He is hunting them across the world and intends to foil their plans. Soon it's a race and time is running out. He wants to save them. They do not want to be saved. Can they keep their vow and die together? Or will he stop them and return them to their loving and worried parents?

Emily Knight kissed her friend Karen one evening with disaterous results. Now Karen wants nothing to do with her and has been dragged out of school by her fanatical mother. Emily has been outted, accused of attempted rape, and forced to joint he school's support group for gay teens thrusting her into a subculture she knows almost nothing about. Her other friends despise her for being gay and some are willing to do anything if it means Emily leaves and Karen can come back. Can she pull her life together and maybe find someone who can love her for who and what she is while nursing her shattered heart?

What if all the crazy conspiracy stories about lesbians... were true? After being outed the daughter of an aristocratic family finds herself cut off from everything she has ever known. Then one day she's approached and offered a place in the covert espionage agency SAPPHIRE. Using skills honed in her old life she becomes a field agent for a secret society of spies whose main goal is the protection and promotion of lesbians across the world. Whether its exposing corrupt homophobic dictators or stopping human trafficking rings, Agent Femme shows up and kicks butt in the name of girl on girl love (and action!) everywhere. But the world is not a kind place and Sapphire has its enemies. Deadly foes with vast networks of their own. International criminals. Other spy agencies. Governments. Religions. All of whom would like to see Sapphire, its agents, and those they protect wiped from existence. But not to worry, because Sapphire agents are tough, seductive, and... everywhere. Join Agent Femme as she uses her skills along with the gadgets and resources of Sapphire to save Arabic princesses from slave traders. Faces off with archenemies and other agents of oppressive regimes. Infiltrate secret laboratories. Seduce femme fatales and take down criminal conspiracies. Outwit evil masterminds. Save the brides at a celebrity wedding in an apocalyptic battle. And more all while looking good doing it.

A child friendly book that teachers everyone through tale, legend, and fable that sometimes it's okay for the princess not to rely on falling in love with a big strong man, but can in fact love another princess. Read along as princesses, warrior, and just clever women save others from terrible curses and outsmart smarmy full of themselves people to find their own unique Happily Ever After with the lady they love.

A guide to doing that taboo that you want to do so much. Ever have a crush on an older woman? Or maybe you've lusted for a girl half your age? Well this books gives tips and tricks on getting over the age difference and going for it! Or just seducing the woman of your choice. Look through forty-five different ways you can get the woman... or age appropriate girl... of your dreams. Not to mention various helpful hints and tools to get things moving.

All of the crazy unbelievable conspiracy theories about lesbians... are true. First you can read about a young woman who wakes up one morning and finds armed extremists torturing her mothers for information and soon learns her parents are fugitive scientists on the run from various secret agencies for stealing a biological weapon that could change the world as we know it and potentially wipe all men off the face of the planet. Kidnapped when her mothers die to protect their secret in the hopes that she can lead them to the weapon she is quickly rescued by an agent of Sapphire, the lesbian espionage agency, and the two women begin a cross country race to find and disarm the weapon before it can be triggered. Hunted by enemies who want to use the weapon as well as rogue members of Sapphire who think eliminating the one person who can locate the bomb is the way to go while others want to use it themselves, the two must trust each other as they battle against spies, assassins, homophobic hillbillies, and bad ass biker babe terrorists to a secret base hidden under an amusement park and guarded by some of the deadliest cartoon princesses on Earth. Then follow other stories from Sapphire's secret files of conversion and recruitment, infiltration, LGBT grooming, manipulation, sex, and daring do. A young woman figures out the love lives of the people around her are being manipulated by mysterious forces and sets out to figure out who is behind it and why, learning the secrets of Sapphire and their terrifying enemies, unaware that Sapphire has been watching her as well and they like what they see. In a dark room enemy agents are mentally broken by figures in leather outfits revealing the workings of homegrown terrorist organizations and international criminal empires specializing in human trafficking. Meanwhile in hotel rooms across the world enemy agents and their cronies are seduced and turned from their causes of death and hatred into lesbian love slaves betraying the organizations they used to work for while ordinary citizens become unwitting cogs in complicated machinations of a homosexual agenda to expose and destroy those same institutions. Dangerous missions are carried out across the globe against treacherous homophobic foes, governments, religions, and associations using spy gadgets and weaponized seduction by cunning femme and butch fatales and their crafty handlers as well as allies hidden in plain sight working behind the scenes while celebrities and mass media are tweaked in LGBT positive ways to slip certain ideas past the watchdogs who would rather pretend certain issues did not exist. Secrets hidden behind the façade of ordinary suburban life are revealed and justice is delivered by mysterious feminine emissaries to those who thought their hate crimes would go unnoticed and unpunished and instead find their world crumbling around them, their downfall manipulated by people they would never suspect including their own loved ones. At a Sapphire research facility scientists come up with spy tools like the world has never seen. Unbelievable paranormal events are handled by elite agents whether it is crazed cultists working under the radar at a gaming convention to sacrifice virgins or the real secret agenda of the aliens at Area 51. In Paris, France a collection of the world's top spies come together to compete for secrets that could change the power dynamic of governments and elsewhere recruits train to become the best agents they can be and young scouts are introduced to the secret world of Sapphic espionage and earn badges that go far beyond camping and selling cookies. Welcome to the secret world of Sapphire.

Could you be trusted with limitless control of another person? Is there anyone you would trust with that kind of power over YOU? Terry thought it was a joke. A doll that would let her turn any one person she chose into her slave forever delivered to her doorstep by persons unknown. Complete with instructions. It was hardly better than a chain letter. But when the school's queen bee bully refuses to leave her alone, she decides to try it because if anyone has it coming it is Margot. With her money and powerful family ties it would take magic to curtail her increasingly malicious games with the students and teachers. Nobody else is even willing to try and Terry is her favorite victim. To Terry's shock it soon becomes obvious that the doll works. Every day she tests her control and finds that no request is too big. Or too deviant. Soon Margot is her total slave. Mind, body, and soul. To use and torture as Terry sees fit in as many ways as she can imagine. After all the pain Margot's caused her and others it is not a small list. At first it is wonderful. Nobody could doubt that the world is a better place with Margot on a leash or that she has earned whatever she gets. Only as time goes on Terry finds herself making more and more outlandish demands. Orders that become increasingly sadistic and perverse while Margot is powerless to resist even when her very life is on the line. Isolated by their bizarre and frightening actions with only each other for company Terry begins to realize that the level of control she has over her old nemesis frightens her and she is dangerously close to losing control and becoming a different person. One that lives for the pain and humiliation she inflicts going beyond anything even Margot might deserve... or survive. Terry wonders if it is still just Margot paying the price for the power the doll gives and if her own soul is being eaten away. As she tries to fight the new dark hungers growing inside her Terry fears that it may already be too late to stop before the doll's curse ends up destroying them both.

Olive has just gotten a sports scholarship which will allow her the education of her dream. Only one problem." Olive" was born "Oliver". Now she has one chance to tell her story and convince the team's doctor that she is a girl. Because if not they will yank her scholarship and send her home. So they meet and the doctor gives her one chance to explain, and boy it had better be good. What follows is the story of a ostracized young boy who struggles with his own wants and desires, finding the courage to change his life and find the place he feels he belongs. The trick is for that to happen he has to become a she. Oliver may not have been born a girl, but he is on a quest to become a lady. Will he succeed?

Prince: Fairy godmother, the princess I was supposed to marry is a lesbian. Can't you fix it so that she falls in love with me? Fairy Godmother: Certainly! Abracadabra! The Princess formerly known as Prince: This isn't what I had in mind! 000 Princess: Any chance we can hook up with Cinderella? Other Princess: Sorry. She only likes guys who have big balls. Princess: What about her stepmother and stepsisters? Other Princess: The last I heard they were suffering from the black plague because someone was keeping pigeons, rats and mice as pets and feeding them from the kitchen. 000 Princess: At church today the preacher said that in the afterlife lesbians go down below are chained up together for all eternity and whipped. Other Princess: What happens if we're bad? 000 Princess: Father, my room was visited last night by the ghost of a beautiful woman! The King: What did you do? Princess: The other princess and I got sheet faced! 000 Princess: What kind of flesh are my girlfriend and I allowed to eat on Fridays? Priest: None! Sister Agnes: Oh thank god, that's such a relief to know! Other Princess: She was afraid we'd done something wrong. 000 Prince Charming: What are you two doing with my wife?! Snow White: See? I told you he wouldn't know. 000 Prince: I know you two aren't ever going to love me, but is there any chance you might consider a three-way? Princess: Sure, let's just check our schedule. Other Princess: We have an opening some time between When Hell Freezes Over and When Monkeys Fly Out of My (censored). Should we pencil you in? 000 Princess: Mother, do you think this dress the other princess gave me is too low cut? Queen: That depends dear. Do you have a patch of curly hair on your chest? Princess: Of course not! Queen: Then yes, it's too low cut. 000 Princess: I have solved all of our kingdom's tax problems. Other Princess: How? Princess: A funny little man just spent three nights spinning tons of straw into four huge rooms full of gold for me. Other Princess: Why did he do that? Princess: He said that in exchange he would return and take my first born child. Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA! 000 Princess: What should we do tonight? Other Princess: I feel like eating out. 000 Sister Agnes: Last night the two lesbian princesses found me in the garden, threw me to the ground, and made wicked love to me all night long. We must have committd a dozen different sins! Can you give me penance? Priest: Go and eat a lemon. Sister Agnes: Will that cleanse my soul? Priest: No, for that you have to repent. But it will wipe that smile off your face. 000 Wendy Darling: If God did not want me to be a lesbian he wouldn't have filled the ocean with topless mermaids. 000 Witch: So what's it like being the godmother of two lesbian princesses? Does that mean you have to grant twice as many wishes? Fairy Godmother: Not really. They dress each other, they give each other jewelry, they always have a date to the ball, and if one of them needs a carriage the other one picks her up in hers. Once I refused to turn all the men in the kingdom to women, give all of the women H-cup breasts, or hand out love potions they pretty much left me alone. 000 Wendy Darling: If God didn't want me to be a lesbian he wouldn't have filled the ocean with topless mermaids.

Sex. Murder. Suicide. Cannibalism. Humor. Poetry. There are plenty of tall tales and urban legends about women who want women. Some are positive. Some disgusting. A few horrifying. Others hilarious. Folk heroes, goddesses, demons, ghosts, aliens, and monsters in (sexy) human form stalking modern day cities. Intentional acts and accidents. Love and hate. Lust and awkward moments. Plus: A few spells and rituals. Superstitions. Lesbian Proverbs and Sayings. A Glossary of Lesbian Terms. A couple of games. Some jokes. And much more! Brought to you by the author of The Complete lesbian Storybook and the Lesbian Sleepover and Slumber Party Handbook.

It's been months since Valentine Charming came out and so far her hopes of true love have gotten her nowhere. Then one day while in dance class she gets a love letter inviting her on a date for Valentine's Day. The only problem is that while romantic it is also completely anonymous and there are six potential girls in the class. Who could have sent it? The popular but mean girl? The young but energetic prodigy? Her best friend? The ugly but kind girl? The sport start? Or maybe their openly gay teacher? With the question of who her admirer might be driving her mad Valentine has one week to figure out who it is and if she thinks they are compatible. Will she find true love or have her hopes and heart crushed?

She's been called a myth, a legend, a figment of the imagination, but some say she exists! Now it's up to you to find her. Locating a single woman out of the whole world is a daunting task, no matter how unbelievably outstanding she may be. She could be anywhere or any one. Which is why this book provides you with 250 facts and rumors, which are impossible to tell apart, collected froma round the world to help you identify her. Many say that such an amazing woman could no possibly be. That if she ever did she must have died long ago. But the legend continues and the hunt is on! Forget Bigfoot! Forget the Loch Ness Monster! Begin your search for THE MOST AMAZING LESBIAN IN THE WORLD!

In more than 70 tales both classic and new, follow along as finally for the first time you have a collection of myths, legends, and fairy tales where the girls get the girls. Rumors of Utopian societies of women where men never go. An adventurous girl climbs a beanstalk to a land of giants and finds love with a mistreated and lonely housewife. Travelers come across a cursed castle and must either save those within or join them. An arranged marriage does not go as planned when a bride learns of her husband's dark secret. A clever girl chosen by fate must first go on a perilous quest to a demon's island or she will never fulfill her destiny of marrying the princess. A girl hears rumors of the wicked witch in town and ignores her mother's warnings to find out what exactly makes her so wicked. Pursued by an evil sorcerer a woman with no hands stumbles across an unlikely sanctuary. A great warrior is wed to a beautiful princess, but as they retire to consummate the union finds that "his" parents forgot to mention one little thing. In ancient Japan the sun is gone and the only way to bring her back is with the promise of forbidden love. All this and so much more awaits you in this collection of tales for the whole family, especially if you are the girl who always wanted to rescue the princess yourself instead of waiting for the prince. And remember if you cannot afford it libraries allow you to make suggestions on books to add to their collections.

Once upon a time there was a princess who thought boys were icky and gross. Her parents and teachers all said that one day, when she was older, she would like them. She said she never would. And she never did... Fairy tales, nursery rhymes, legends, myths, urban legends, ghost stories, historical tales, folk tales, classics, and newly creates fables are collected here for the first time. More than 175 stories from the books "Lesbian Fairy Tales" and "Lesbian Mythology, Legends, & Folktales", plus all new stories and information on your favorite girl loves girl fables, hundreds of lesbian fairy tale jokes from "Lesbian Princesses & Friends" and "Mother Goosed" right here in one book. Ranging from stories you would be happy to tell your kids to more risqué tales that you might want to save for when you're curled up in bed with that special someone. Stories of women who go on quests and endure magical tests to win the hearts of the girls they love, goddesses and elf queens seducing mortal women, trickster gods and kings whose ways lose them their wives to other women, and all your favorite fairy tale princesses getting the girls of their dreams. All this and more is waiting for you to simply open these pages and look inside.

Sometimes you want to tell a woman how you feel but just don't have the words. Especially if you are another woman. Collected here are a few hundred sweet nothings you can use to turn her knees to jelly or make her laugh or hug you. Or just to inspire your own creativity.

Women who love other women come together at all ages. The chances of two of the same age finding each other and falling in love are astronomical. There's usually an age gap. Collected here are stories of younger women falling for older women. Older women falling for younger. Seduction. Love. Happenstance. And all the other things you expect from romance. Kittens and MILFs (younger and older women) to your heart's content, vying for each other's affections. Whether you think it can work with a significant age gap or not, it's sure fun watching them try.

Some of the oldest, easiest, most effective, and dangerous magic in the world involves dolls, statues, idols, and other images. Usually not talked about much in other magic book here is a detailed book on how to harness the power of dolls to make the world yours. Good magic such as: Healing spells that, properly cast, can aid someone on the brink of death. Ways to protect yourself and others from evil spirits and wicked witches. Summoning Spirits to Aid you. Not to mention Evil Spells like: How to steal the talent and looks from your favorite celebrities. Rigging sporting events. Changing people to suit yourself. Also a list of famous cursed dolls. And much more. Warning: Half of this book contains warnings as to why you should never, ever use anything in this book.

From the author of "Lesbian Fairy Tales" comes a new collection of all the stories you have never been able to find anywhere else. 79 myths, legends, and folktales from across the globe where the girl gets the girl. Women winning the hands of beautiful princesses. Witches enchanting girls and spiriting them away. Ghosts coming back for their lovers. Vampires with particular tastes. Fairies who grant girls wishes to be beautiful and fall in love with them. A few ordinary girls on their own quests. And more than a few stories where men who try to force or trick girls into loving them only to end up losing everything.

In yet another book designed to destroy your innocent childhood collected here are some naughtier versions of some of Mother Goose's well known nursery rhymes as well as lewd limericks, bawdy ballads, romantic recitations, and a few lesbian fairy tale jokes thrown in with them. Hear rhymes of two girls and their first kiss, a young woman's self exploration, and even the new Christmas classic "Busty the Sexiest Elf". If you are a girl who likes girls or just a supporter, you'll laugh and maybe be a little turned on by the contents of this book. But don't take my word for it, see for yourself.

Julia just found out that her daughter Jody is getting married. They're coming to spend the summer with the family and plan the wedding. Great right? She's even okay with the fact that, surprise, she's marrying a woman. When she actually meets her though, Julia has a few misgivings. The woman is only four years younger than Julia herself. She does not believe or practice monogamy. She's got a long criminal history including a conviction for statutory rape that made national news. Her body is covered in tattoos and piercings and her friends are hooligans who look like they escaped from a circus. And all of that is just for starters. She's the woman every mother warns her children to stay away from. Is she really that horrible? Or does she have something hidden deep down that might make her worthy of Jody? Not that it matters because Jody is in love, knows all about her lover's past, and intends to marry her anyway. What is a mother supposed to do when her daughter brings home what she and everyone she knows considers the worst possible match? What can she do?

So many of the jokes out there are about lesbians. Now there is a joke book FOR them. Page after page of jokes for girls who love girls that will bring a sideways smile to your face. Blond jokes. Valentines. Puns. Anything that might tickle your fancy. And the best part is not only are they hilarious but they are all clean... unless of course you think sex is dirty. Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a lesbian? A: A woman who can satisfy her girlfriend from all the way across the room.