Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry - Molly L Boose - Bog

"Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry: " At last a book has been published that digs into screwball cocktail matters without fear or beating around the bush. This startling book, by Mug & Mali, a successful miscellaneous couple, contains just the information you want. You will be amazed at its frankness. Words are not minced. "Polite" phrases are forgotten--the right word is used in the right place. "Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry" includes 369 new nasty cocktail recipes, 23 original twisted cocktail poems, 120 fresh factoids, 106 ancient conundrums, 11 phobias, odd types of therapy, the International Urination Olympics, fool's errands, abnormal weekend adventures, cloddish ways we are wasting our time, excerpts from "Mug & Mali's Illustrated Classics," unseen scenes from butt-muscle beach, and other desperate measures.

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"This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln, Civil War Correspondence.
"I don't understand the flow of the story" - Mandy Lifeboats, The Chicago Chugger.
"I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Maida Pass, The Gummy Gamer.
"The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel.
"We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli.
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"So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News.
"Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse.
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"If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Vito Powers, The Illiterary Journal.