Max Rage: Twelve Punches to Mars! - JAKE BIBLE - Bog

He's a genetic masterpiece. A perfect physical specimen. A badass among mortals.And a bouncer at the premiere dive bar on Earth because even badasses have to make a living.Now, Max Rage has been hired to protect the performing group, Punching Air, as they head to the biggest party in the Sol System- Scorching Dude. Taking up the entire planet of Mars, Scorching Dude is one raucous event that lasts all day, all night, and has something for everyone.But, when Rage arrives, nothing goes as planned and he soon finds himself dealing with giant worms, stealth-suited assassins, pretentious space royalty, and the worst opponent of all- his resurrected ex-wife!Good thing Max Rage is one Intergalactic Badass!WARNING: EVERYONE WAS WARNED WITH THE LAST BOOK, BUT SOME DIDN'T LISTEN! THIS NOVEL HAS GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE, SEX, FOUL LANGUAGE, AND BAD JOKES. THERE ARE PUNS, PEOPLE! PUNS!!!