Miscellany Against Humanity - Molly L Boose - Bog

"Miscellany Against Humanity" thrusts us boldly into a new era of man's inhumanity to man. Here's an example passage: Q. What has two gray legs and two brown legs? A. An elephant with diarrhea. If beer just came out your nose, this book is for you. And your friends. Or how about this factoid: Wallets made from electric eel skins will demagnetize credit cards. Do you want to know how to shame statues? Do you want to regale your friends with cocktail poetry and filthy limericks against humanity? Have you been itching to make fun of Yoga poses? Would you like to see horribly illustrated excerpts from such classic works as "Finnegans Wake" and "Dante's Inferno?" Is nature against humanity? What are the neo seven ages of mankind? What is Trixie saying? If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous inhuman mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from hordes of Visigoths and bar flies, Mug and Mali crafted this fetid hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Against Humanity" is uncouth, yet irreverent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! This is a work of satire and Dada and is not sponsored by the party game (also for horrible people) with a similar name. Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "Miscellany Against Humanity: " "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "What a great cure for insomnia!" - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.