Monday (Worst Week Ever #1) - Matt Cosgrove - Bog

"Have you ever had a bad week? Justin Chase sure has and THIS is it! His mom has just married a vampire. His dad is driving a giant toilet on wheels. His cat has probably been abducted by aliens. A bully is making his first day at a new school miserable. And right now, he's hanging off the edge of a 30-foot-tall diving board in front of his entire class wearing nothing but rapidly disappearing crocheted swim trunks! And it's only...MONDAY!"--