Mr. Either/Or: All the Rage - Aaron Poochigian - Bog

"That mouthy and seemingly unkillable FBI agent, code name: Mr. Either/Or, is back for more poetry and adventures! First, as a hurricane descends on New York City, he must negotiate the moods of his girlfriend Li-ling Levine while fighting to thwart militant anarchist Stavros Canard's plan to reduce humanity to chaos and violence. Will our hero fall prey to Canard's homicidal henchwoman, Aquila Blair? Will he survive learning that his girlfriend is pregnant? Barely, perhaps, because in his second adventure, retired from the Bureau and a stay-at-home husband and dad, he is sucked back in to protect a man known only as Elijah, a prophet filled with arcane Chinese wisdom about the end of the human race. As, one by one, the seven omens signaling the apocalypse come true, will our hero be able to stop the eschatological aspirations of the mad militia-leader Malachi McCann? Will he be able to sleep-train his infant daughter Savannah before Armageddon? What should you expect, reader? Imagine the bastard child of the poet Homer and Danielle Steel, imagine the rightful heir of Sappho and Lord Byron, think Hamlet in Manhattan with a license to kill"--