Mug & Mali's Cocktail Murders - Molly L Boose - Bog

We started out to write a best-selling murder mystery, but inadvertently created a book with undrinkable cocktail recipes and more. Perhaps someone will murder *us*. If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous murderous mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. Many of the best-selling books of today are murder mysteries, so we thought we'd see what would happen if we so named this next book. If you've been tracking our books (this is number 45) and our pitiable book sales, we're sure you won't fault us too much for trying this trick. In spite of threats from hoards of village idiots and minons of bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this rotten swill. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Cocktail Murders" is discourteous, yet disrespectful, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! Here's what they're saying about "Mug & Mali's Cocktail Murders: " "This is the best book I never read." - Abraham Lincoln.
"This book represents the murder of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review.
"Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin.
"I see a lot of Miscellany, but not so many Murders." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter.
"Where are the murders?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News.
"We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli.
"This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly.
"If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal. The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors.