Sheriff Sanders And The Attack of The Corn-Stalking Crows - Shane Bradley - Bog

"Howdy folks, Sheriff Sanders reporting for duty. I'm here to inform you of my most recent, deadliest, terrifying, breath-taking, extraordinary adventure. The Attack of The Corn-stalking Crows. That's what I've named it. You like it? Clever, huh? That's the only way to describe it. When a giant murder of corn-hungry crows attacked my farm, I did what any brave rooster would've done...I...guess I can't talk about that yet. There would be no point in telling this story. You'll just have to hold your rabbits and enjoy this one-of-a-kind, fantastic, jaw-dropping, heart-thumping adventure." -Sheriff Sanders.